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Honest Ernie's E-Z Money Laundering
"Call the organ bank and tell them that we're ready for tonight's pickup!"
"Lookin' for otters, pal?"
'I see you've listed your assets as totaling 100,000, but that's based on counting the street value of your organs,'
'Our business corrupt? What gives you that idea?'
'We've agreed to approve your loan if you can promise us first dibs on your liver.'
'Psst, want to buy a map?'
Tags:food cart, food carts, food trolley, food trolleys, street food, food stall, food stalls, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, food hygiene law, food hygiene laws, food hygiene rules, halloween, diet, unhealthy diet, unhealthy diets, bad diet, bad diets, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, creep, creepy, black market, the black market, secretive, secret, secrets, naughtiness, naughty food, naughty foods, contraband, contraband goods
"I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is."
Baa Baa Black Market
'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'
"Yo, what you need? I got water, oxygen, protein, carbohydrates, shelter, security, friendship, love, the respect of your peers, and a strong moral compass."
"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."
'These baboons from the local safari park claim they can get us any car part we want for a price.'
"Hey, kid, need any dust?"
"Get your knockoff pretzels."
Tags:pretzel, pretzels, street food, theft, thief, thieves, stolen goods, black market, black market goods, watches, watch, electronic, electronics, street vendor, street vendor, knockoff, knockoffs, knockoff goods, knock off, knock offs, imitation, imitations, imitation goods, imitation product, imitation products, brand imitation, brand imitators, con, cons, con artist, con artists
Tags:salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, sales man, sales men, sales person, sales people, saleswoman, saleswomen, sales woman, sales women, contraband, black market, the black market, egg, eggs, chicken, chickens, door to door salesman, door to door salesmen, door to door sales, canvassing
"You can tell me. They're all knock-offs...RIGHT?"
Tags:skier, skiers, skiing, ski, skis, ski lodge, ski lodges, ski slope, ski slopes, skiing resort, skiing resorts, ski resort, ski resorts, knock off, knock offs, knock-off, knock-offs, black market, counterfeit, counterfeits, cavemen, fur, furs, fur coat, fur coats, fashions, fashionable, trend, trends, show off, show offs, snob, snobs, snobbery, cavemen, caveman
'Car stereo, forty bucks. Make it fifty and I'll throw in the car.'
'I'm just checking on Ebay to see if there's any news on that liver replacement we were looking for!'
Summer 1943: The Great Ice Cream Shortage
Tags:black market, black markets, back alley, back alleys, ice cream, ice creams, ice-cream, ice-creams, shortage, shortages, ice cream cone, ice cream cones, ice-cream cone, ice-cream cones, illicit, food shortage, food shortages, summertime, summer time, summer-time, rationing, ration, rations, second world war, world war ii
'Pssst! Interested in some deviled eggs?'
Caution Watch Dog