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The study found humans have only about twice the number of genes as a fruit fly. Of course, the data could be off a bit. It was done by researchers who had only about twice the number of genes as a fruit fly.
"Congratulations, it's a Versace!"
"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is in fact, a goat."
"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."
Christmas was one of the few times of the year that Rodney was able to take advantage of working for the genetic research laboratory.
'Darling, we were made for each other.'
'Eureka! We built a better mouse!'
"We view it as a rather remarkable feat of genetic engineering."
Vampires Into Stem Cells.
'The lab has come up with a neat solution to our staffing problem. These are junior executives in the larval stage.'
'Our research shows that heredity and environment are both very significant, but that neither is as important as government regulation.'
Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.
'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'
'Sequencing? No, this baby tells us how much we can charge for genome data.'
Florist selling Stem Cells
"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"
'I crossed a weasel with a politician, and I just got another politician.'
"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."
Clones R Us -- Rejects,
Mammon Stores R and D - "Brainstorm is working on trying to discover the shopoholic gene."
Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.
'Unfotunately they're all dark meat.'
The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.
Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)
"I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!"