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"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
Tags:shark, sharks, fish, fishes, teeth, tooth, dental, dentist, clothes, beach, beaches, underwater, aquatic, aquarium, fishing, marine, marina, swimming, swim, swims, jaw, fashion, fashions, eat, eating, danger, dangerous, dangers, dangerous waters, beware of shark, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking
"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"
Tags:herring, herrings, fish, fishes, dating, date, dates, daughter, daughters, parent, parenting, parental, marriage, married, marrying, fiance, fiancee, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, underwater, water, under water, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, marine, marine life, aquatic, family, families, money, wealth, employment, employed, true love, love
'I'm out of air, the shark has my leg,I have the bends, you can be such a whiner!'
'Let's go to the Mediterranean. The Mediterranean diet's good for us.'
'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'
'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'
Fish tells lobster: 'Please stop doing that annoying quote marks thing.'
"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish
"Reach for the bubbles! . . . Not the stars, like Larry, there, did!"
Tags:fish, fishes, aquatic, sea creature, water, pet, pets, household pets, pet fish, fish bowl, guru, gurus, sages, ambitiona, mbitions, ambitious, sage, spiritual teacher, mentor, teacher, master, spiritual leader, advise, advice, wisdom, stars, reach, reaching for the stars, anthropomorphic, animal kingdom, mountain, mountain top, mystic, meditation, meditations, meditating, wise man, wise men, wisdom, aquarium, aquariums
"I think it loves us."
Tags:pet, pets, domestic, domestic pets, goldfish, gold fish, goldfish bowl, fish bowl, fish, fishes, love, loving, loves, wholesome, wholesomeness, aquatic, aquarium, aquariums, exotic fish, exotic pet, exotic pets, animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, role reversal, reversal, reverse, reversed, swap, role, role swap, pet owner, owner, ownership, pet care
Diver Reaches For Martini Olive
"Having kids was the biggest mistake I ever made five thousand times."
Tags:children, child, kid, kids, fish, fishies, mother, mothers, parent, parents, mistake, mistakes, regret, regrets, spawning, breeding, breeds, fish eggs, offspring, large family, aquatic, underwater, regretting, sad, repeat, repeated, fertilizing, personified, personified fish, relatable, parental, father, fathers, dad, dads, mum, mom, mums, moms
"Oh, for heaven's sake, Mavis, why do you always say it's nothing when clearly it's something?"
Tags:marriage, marital, married couples, couples, tiff, tiffs, spats, quarrels, spat, quarrel, husband, husbands, wife, wives, sulks, sulk, sulking, passive aggressive, sullen, brooding, animals, animal, fish, puffer, puffers, pufferfish, puffer fish, blowfish, toadfish, balloonfish, globefish, tetraodontidae, ocean, aquatic, saltwater, sea life
"All I said was 'BOO'."
Tags:prank, fish, clown fish, clown, creepy clowns, boo!, fright, terror, scream, mask, scary clowns, joke, practical joke, practical joker, scared to death, water, undersea, aquatic, swim, gills, fins, ocean, sea, fish bowl, fish tank, fishing, scales, guppy, grouper, goldfish, aquarium, marine, pet store, fishy, swimming, death, dead, kill, killed
2 fish, one dead. The living fish saying'S.B.D!' (silent but deadly)
Scary clown fish
Tags:fish, halloween, halloween mask, clown fish, scary clown fish, scared to death, practical joke, pranks, floater, scary clowns, killer clowns, horror movie, water, slow lane, undersea, aquatic, swim, gills, fins, ocean, sea, scuba, fish bowl, fish tank, fishing, scales, guppy, grouper, goldfish, boo, aquarium, marine, fishy, swimming
Roger wasn't as frightened of being eaten as he was offended by the fish's 'know-it-all' attitude.
Fisherman get a good catch.
'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'
'I love how you used human silhouettes to distinguish male and female, since in their species, the sexes actually do look different. Nice touch, I like it, I like it a lot!'
'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'