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'In retrospect, maybe we should have spent a little more on R&D.'
Researchers at the National Nutrition Institute study whether or not food really does go directly to our thighs.
'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'
"I don't have any yet. We just opened."
Investment firm - Dept. of Rumor Research and Verification.
'I'm only interested in locating wealthy relatives.'
'It's all right.. he's a trustee.'
'While doing the research, keep in mind there are only two kinds of facts...Those that support my position...and inconclusive.'
'Then one day Professor Spodding Just upped stick insects and left.'
Public Opinion Research: Gruntled or Disgruntled.
"Then bake at 375 for forty-five minutes."
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"Don't worry. With only one source, the speech might be plagiarism, using two or more, it is research."
'That's great, but it was supposed to be a laxative.'
'Sequencing? No, this baby tells us how much we can charge for genome data.'
'Maybe we should have had a feasibility study for underground parking by the pier.'
'We've run out of lab rats, Henderson,,,put this on and come with us,'
"Gee, I don't know...I guess if I had to choose between you I'd say Jerry's formula has the most hideous side effects."
'That's it then - Time is money.'
'You didn't really look up Easter Island, did you, Ed?'
'I've been selected to take part in the Nielsen ratings!'
'Seems the whales aren't speaking their own language after all, but merely an advanced form of pig Latin.'
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Women's research center for male behavior.
Center for psychokinetic research.
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'And now, professor Wynblok from Washington University with some of the same old stuff I've been telling you all along.'
Let's see... Graduated from Notre Dame... Majored in bell ringing... Minored in stair climbing... Busted your hump for 3 years at the Frank & Stein facility conducting a brain research - Looks like you accidentally crossed out the 'R-E'. Heh.
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