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"Catherine would like to share some holiday thoughts with us on the subject of gender-neutral toys."
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"The takeaway tonight is 'Thanks.' "
Helen was determined to get rid of her leftovers.
'Christmas is coming; I want to review my policy.'
"Thanksgiving shmanksgiving - we both know this is because I slept with your wife."
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'Are you having the usual turkey for Christmas this year?'
"Why do I always get stuck at the Kids' Round Table?"
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"They yell at me a lot, but I've got a job until after all the turkey holidays!"
"Do you think my peacock disguise will work?"
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"Who tipped off the turkey?"
"Do you remember when Christmas was all about the family getting together and having a big fight?"
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'How appropriate that at the end of this Olympic year we have consumed 250 Brussels Sprouts. A New World Record!'
"This can't be right..."
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Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune
"You have rekindled my belief in the spirit of bachelorhood."
Tags:christmas carol, a christmas carol, scrooge, bob cratchit, christmas, christmas time, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, family dinner, family dinners, family christmas, family christmas, family, relatives, bachelor, bachelors, bachelorhood, kids, kid, child, terrible twos, terrible 2s, belief, beliefs, dickens, charles dickens
"I'll bet it's the last time he volunteers to organise the office Christmas dinner!"
"Managing the budget is a doodle compared to organising the staff Christmas dinner!"
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"It looks nothing like him
"No giblets, but there's an organ-donor card."
Colin determined never to buy GM products ever again!
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'Now I wish I hadn't voted for Christmas.'
"There are three generations of surgeons here, yet none of you can carve a turkey."
Tags:turkey, turkeys, roast turkey, roast turkeys, carving knife, carving knives, surgeon, surgeons, surgical skill, surgical skills, surgery, thanksgiving, thanksgivings, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, family meal, family meals, family profession, family professions, christmas meal, christmas dinner, christmas dinners
"I know it's a challenge but it needs your input...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!"
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Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.
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