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'Your insurance only covered the removal of the damaged organ...you'll have to put the transplant in yourself.'
'It's an organ rejection form letter!'
'Great news! We found a donor body!'
Organ Exchange Bank
"And sign here if you'd like to see his organs become more involved in community theatre."
"I'm just not sure the general public is ready for this, Foster."
Tags:engine, engines, car engine, car engines, redesign, redesigns, redesigning, designer, designers, designing, sustainable, sustainability, internal combustion engine, internal combustion engines, public use, general public, car, cars, car manufacturer, car manufacturers, car manufacturing, auto manufacturer, auto manufacturers, car company, car companies, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, organ, organs, internal organs, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, green energy, alternative energy, fuel, fuel source
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
Tags:selling, sales, sold, sells, seller, real estate, house, housing, home, homes, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, selling kidneys, desperate, desperately, bargain, bargaining, bargains, barter, barters, buying, buys, buyer, estate agent, real estate agent, estate agents, real estate agents, realtor, realtors, organ donation, housing market, anxious, overanxious, house price, house prices, crash, 2008 crash, housing bubble, bubble, housing bubbles, bubbles
'I have no idea what that thing is either...'
'Nothing, honey, except flare up unexpectedly and cause a lot of trouble. Sort of like your uncle.'
'Looks like your medical insurance does not cover pre-existing organs.'
'They wanted to meet you. This is the family of 'Mongo,' the pig who donated the valve to you.'
'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'
"That liver went to someone who doesn't have such a big yap."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, sick, sickness, ill, illness, transplant, transplants, liver, organ, organs, organ donation, organ donor, organ donors, angry, anger, annoyed, annoying, big mouth, big mouth, talkative, offensive, insulting, loudmouth, loudmouths, rude, transplant list, transplant lists, dying, lost, ineligible, bias, prejudice, insensitive, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour
"Not much in the way of hard assets, I'm afraid, but he did leave some highly desirable organs."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, reading of the will, will, wills, testament, testaments, asset, assets, money, executor, executors, heir, heirs, beneficiary, beneficiaries, medicine, medical, organ, organs, organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, transplant, transplants, desirable, death, probate, estate, estates, inheritance
"Call the organ bank and tell them that we're ready for tonight's pickup!"
"I just love it when you get off on Cole Porter!"
'I see you've listed your assets as totaling 100,000, but that's based on counting the street value of your organs,'
"Take me to you liver."
Forcibly removed from his home and his personal life ruptured, the appendix hitchhikes across america, searching for his purpose.
Tags:appendix, body, organ, bodies, organs, rupture, ruptured, hitchhike, hitchhikes, hitchhiker, hitchhikers, america, usa, united states, kentucky, state, states, purpose, purposes, reject, rejected, rejection, road, roads, useless, search, searching, look, looks, looking, ride, rides, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I always wondered who got my transplant."
Tags:transplant, transplants, head, heads, body, bodies, organ, organs, organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, meet cute, meets cute, meeting cute, head, heads, disembody, disembodied, cocktail party, cocktail parties, donor, donors, swap, swaps, swapping, body swap, body swaps, body swapping, switch, switches, switching
"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."
Tags:organ, organs, baroque music, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, music fan, music fans, musician, musicians, french baroque, youthful rebellion, classical music, classical musician, musical taste, musical tastes, organ music, organ player, organ players, discriminating taste, teenage rebel, teenage rebels, rebellious phase, rebellious phases, phase, phases, classical, classical music
'Lemonade And Kidneys'
Tags:lemonade, money making, money, make money, get rich quick, organ donors, organ donation, donation, donor, donors, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, kidney failure, donations, stand, lemonade stand, lemonade stands, cooler, coolers, ice box, ice boxes, enterprise, young enterprise, enterprising, medical, medical salesmen, sales, salesmen, salesman, hawking, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, juxtaposition, juxtapositions, strange, combination, combined, combinations, kid, kids, child, children, pocketmoney, pocket money
Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...
"I see the radiator's Baroque again."
Tags:church, churches, cathedral, cathedrals, organ, organs, organ pipes, church organ, church organs, organist, organists, radiator, radiators, heat, heaters, steam heat, steam heaters, noisy heater, noisy heaters, banging pipes, plumbing, plumber, priest, priests, preacher, preacher, deacon, deacons, vicar, vicars, organ player, organ players, pipe organ, pipe organs, church choir, church choirs, baroque, play on words, pianist, pianists, musician, musicians
'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''