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"Genetic engineering got us into this mess, and genetic engineering will get us out of it."
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"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"
Of Men and Mice
'I hope they don't isolate me. They'll never believe I'm harmless.'
New, Improved Cat
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'...and if you want to get even with the place down the road, some tomato seeds with cactus genes could be blown onto their fields.'
The World's First Genetically Engineered Human Hits Adolescence
Tags:guilt, guilts, guilting, guilt complex, guilt complexes, parent, parents, parenting, genetic engineer, genetic engineers, genetic engineering, gene, genes, gmo, gmos, genetic modification, genetic modifications, human clone, human clones, home cloning, passive aggressive, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums
'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'
The G-nome Project (Mapping the genome).
Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm
Tags:gene, genes, genetic, genetics, genetic code, genetic codes, dna, d.n.a., deoxyribonucleic acid, gm, g.m., genetic modification, genetic modifications, modifications, genetic engineering, genetic engineer, genetically modified organism, gmo, g.m.o., deformed, deformity, deforms, deforming, pigs, pig, piglets, crispr
"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."
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"Worries about genetic engineering are massively exaggerated. I can count on two tentacles the accidents we've had!"
Tags:gm, genetic engineering, genetic engineer, genetic engineers, gm food, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, geneticist, geneticists, health and safety, h&s, genetic, gene, organic, organic farming, experiment, experiments, mutation, mutations, food scare, food scares
"Nice catch Ug...don't you wish we were advanced enough to have fed it on it's own poo before mating it with a salmon and injecting it with chemicals made out of boiled oil..."
Tags:food, food processing, factory farming, additives, organs, genetically modified food, genetic engineer, genetic engineers, crop, gm, food additives, genetic engineering, crops, farming, farm, farmers, organic farming, healthy eating, chemicals, cavemen, caveman, prehistoric, prehistory, food scare, food scares, natural foods, paleodiet, paleo diet
"Genetic modification doesn't really effect the animal at all...and if you don't believe ME just ask it yourself!"
Tags:genetic, genetics, gene, genetic modification, genes, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, gm, scientist, scientists, science experiment, science experiments, food scare, food scares, geneticist, geneticists, genetic engineering, genetic engineer, genetic engineers
A stem cell here, a stem cell there...
'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!
"Just wait 'til you have clones of your own."
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"Your father and I thought it was time you knew. You've been genetically engineered."
'In the beginning, Biophase Gentics Inc created us.'
"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"
Tags:technology, science, animals, genetic engineer, genetic engineers, genetic engineering, gene, genes, petri dish, lab animal, lab animals, animal testing, animal rights, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, genetic modification, animal rights, unforeseen consequence, unforeseen consequences
Dept. of Health - Genetic Engineering is changed to the Dept. of Defense - Biological Warfare.
"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."
The self-exposed science fraud..."I am not a clone."