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"You might want to save some of this rage for your woodpecking."
A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.
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"I drill holes mainly to store aspirins."
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"Do you ever get tired of looking up woodpeckers' assholes?''
"He has a tremendous peck ethic."
A woodpecker leaves its beak in a tree trunk.
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"I know. But you can't choose who you love."
"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"
"Have you been trying to fix this yourself."
Meanwhile, back on the Ark... 'OK, who brought the woodpeckers?!'
"Dang...another cracked screen. I should probably stop using this wood app."
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Matador Holds Up Wooden Board For Woodpecker
"We have a little thing we call the 'doorbell'. Try using it."
"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."
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'...I can't stand noisy neighbors!'
"And how long have you been suffering from these woodpecker delusions?"
'Dude...you don't have to bust through it like that!'
'Why bother with all that work?'
"You should see him text message."
Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.
Woodpecker pecking at tree in a painting.
Woodpecker pecking at an electrician's harness.