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'We've isolated the obesity gene down to one of these two.'
"Mommy can't take you to Katie's house. Mommy is busy cloning a slime mold."
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"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"
"Mr Taylor, your clone is loose again."
Tags:gene expression, gene expressions, gene, genes, genetic, genetics, facial expression, facial expressions, expression, expressions, geneticist, geneticists, genetics, molecular biology, molecular biologist, molecular biologists, scientist, scientists, genetic information, gene product, gene products
"No one understands me."
One out of 10,000 snakes are born with a 'spork' tongue.
'I saw on the internet that it was my genes that were making me fat and thought you could get me a new pair.'
'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'
'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'
Genetic Engineering 'N Things
"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."
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"You BOTH have the asshole gene?"
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'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'
'We are very close to mapping the gullibility gene...'
Recycling Bins at Genetic Research Company: Glass, Metal, Paper, Boo-Boos
'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'
Your DNA on a Stick
'According to the tests your obesity is genetic. Most people have 'XY' chromosomes...yours are 'XL'!'
'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'
'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'
The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.
"We're not lost. Here's a map of the human genome."