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'This must be their seasonal menu. These prices are scary!'
Santa Land: Low Credit Score and Good Credit Score.
Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.
"I can't help but feel disappointed."
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"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."
"I guess this explains why everybody has had to buy their own Christmas presents since we were kids."
'I think when the charity said you could 'buy a goat for Xmas' they meant for the third world.'
'It was just going to be too difficult to untangle.'
"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."
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"Good heavens! - I must have fallen asleep and forgotten to hang up my stocking."
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'What could I say? They are her most Eastery shoes.'
Goodbye 2012 - And good riddance!
"It's Christmas, Stephen. Did you remember to tip the children?"
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"Darling! Just what I wanted."
Meet a Representative of Santa Claus
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"Well, it's time to head off for the holidays."
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How the little banjo boy became a drummer
'Let's make a package deal.'
"No, neither of us is real. You're just really stoned."
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'New health and safety regulations.'
Helen was determined to get rid of her leftovers.
"1991 never really did grow up."
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'My future resolution? I want to stay perfect!'