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"All my lunch money's in real estate."
"I stood up to the class bully like you said, Dad. . . then she punched me in the eye!"
What makes you think the rest of the class doesn't like you, Jones?
'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'
"Because I have my lunch money automatically deposited into his account."
'Look, we were really misled about how cool you were...Would you mind sitting at another table?'
"It's nice to finally be able to put a face to the humiliating nickname."
'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'
'Orson made school bully.'
"I am not a bully!!! Take it back! Say it while you can still speak!"
"When I said to fight back, I didn't realize the school bully you were referring to was the principal!"
The new boy was teased for being different.
'I'm afraid the school bully stole the veggie burger you made for my lunch, mom.'
Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.
'I bullied so many kids with text messages I got RSI.'
'The tattoo artist was only old bully Baines from school! But guess what? He was nice as pie.'
'...Now YOU'RE doing it, Martha!'
"...No we don't have any problems with bullies."
Dad did you get our basketball back?
Making home school real: 'I'm the bully who comes by twice a week to take your kid's lunch money!'
'We had a meaningful confrontation, and I lost.'
Loan officer to man: 'Hey, aren't you the bully who used to steal my money when I was in the third grade?'
'Mr Sumo's kindly come along to show us what to do if we're ever bullied!'
School sign - bullying.
'Tom Brown's Schooldays.' ('Jeremy Flashman')