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'If these pictures ever end up on Facebook, they could ruin our career opportunities!'
Warning - Suggestions can be hazardous to your career.
"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."
'I begged, I pleased with him. I told him he'd be wasting his life. Why would he want to open himself up to public vilification? A life of virtual poverty, of shattered dreams!'
"You'll have to decide - become either an upholsterer or a re-upholsterer."
Jaws phones his agent.
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"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."
'I took the road less traveled, and it didn't make a damn bit of difference.'
'My long range goal is to hunt, gather, then relax and consume.'
'We need someone to walk the plants.'
'If you want to avoid the daily grind...of the organ, you could sell banana splits, entertain at birthday parties, work in a scientists lab or do accounting for politicians...'
Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.
Gentlemen, rest assured, they'll always be an opening here for you.
"I'm thinking of standing for the county council. But will they stand for you?"
"There aren't many jobs for teenagers these days."
"I'd like you to consider some of our exciting career opportunities working for anyone else but me."