Career Counselor Cartoons and Comics

"I'm flexible—I want to be rich and famous, but I'll settle for rich."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CX300754
High Res:
2299x1735 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
career counseling, career counselling, career counselor, career counselors, career counsellor, career counsellors, career adviser, career advisers, career advisor, career advisors, career advising, client, clients, rich, wealth, wealthy, affluent, well-off, money, finances, career, careers, job, jobs, fame, famous, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, flexible, dream, dreams, dreamer, dreamers, expectation, expectations

"I'm an idealist - I'd like to make my pile at a non-profit organization."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CX300813
High Res:
2203x1693 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
career counseling, career counselling, career counselor, career counselors, career counsellor, career counsellors, career adviser, career advisers, career advisor, career advisors, career advising, client, clients, idealist, idealist, idealism, money, finances, career, careers, job, jobs, non-profit, non-profits, non-profit organisation, non-profit organisations, non-profit organization, non-profit organizations, npo, npos, salary, salaries, pay, income, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, job seeking, job seeker, job seekers, job searching, job hunting, dreamer, dreamers, businessman, businessmen

"Mr. Berkowitz, I and my Jewish career counselor, hereby wish you a mazel tov on your birthday."

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
Search ID:
CX300241
High Res:
1918x1449 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, boss, bosses, manager, managers, jew, jews, jewish, mazel tov, good luck, congrats, congratulations, birthday, celebrate, celebration, celebrations, career counselor, career counsellor, career counsellors, career counselors

"Sorry, but I don't see anything useful here, given today's economy."

Artist:
Stahler, Jeff
Search ID:
jsh131110
High Res:
1800x1350 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
socrates, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, career counselor, career counselors, careers counselor, careers counselors, careers adviser, careers advisers, career adviser, career advisers, job, jobs, humanities, degree, degrees, diploma, diplomas, qualifications, graduate job, graduate jobs, job market, job markets

'The good news is, you'll never have to worry about being overqualified for any job...'

Artist:
Corbett, Jack
Search ID:
jcon3797
High Res:
2125x1633 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
job, jobs, qualification, qualifications, qualified, overqualified, over-qualified, good news, bad news, careers adviser, careers advisers, careers advice, careers advise, educational, educations, school, schools, schooling, career counselor, career counselors

'To be honest, I've never known for my work ethic.'

Artist:
Guy & Rodd
Search ID:
gra120106
High Res:
1900x2273 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
career counselor, career counselors, career counsellors, career counsellors, work ethic, work ethics, career counselling, career choice, career choices, work drive, work drives, working drive, career advice, careers advice, career choice, career choices

"Early retirement is an OK long-term goal, Kevin, but most folks need to get a job first."

Artist:
Schwadron, Harley
Search ID:
hscn3262
High Res:
2119x1648 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
careers, career counseling, long-term goal, long-term goals, goal, goals, goal setting, setting goals, slacker, slackers, slacking, ambition, ambitions, career ambition, career ambitions, early retirement, jobs, employment, unemployment, education, cost of college, college, student debt, career counselor, career counselors, career counsellor, career counsellors

"You have no scruples whatsoever, and would hack into people's emails, tax returns...have you considered a career as a political advisor?"

Artist:
Schwadron, Harley
Search ID:
hscn3010
High Res:
2086x1657 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
political aide, political aides, political advisor, political advisors, political adviser, political advisers, career, careers, careers counselor, careers counselors, career counselor, career counselors, careers advisor, career advisor, careers advisers, career advisors, ethic, ethics, career path, scruples, morals, morality, hacker, hackers, hacking, cyber crime, cybercrime, cyber-crime

I got my degree in like, you know, communications.

Artist:
Corbett, Jack
Search ID:
jcon686
High Res:
2125x1478 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
degree, degrees, higher education, valley girl, valley girls, bad grammar, communication, communicating, communications, college, student, students, career, careers, careers counselor, career counselor, careers counsellor, careers counsellors, job, jobs

"So far, all my internships have just segued to other internships."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC138485
High Res:
4486x2775 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
intern, interns, internship, internships, unpaid, career, careers, career path, career counsellor, career counsellors, career counselor, career counselors, apprentice, apprentices, dead end, job, jobs, work, working, worker, workers, office drone, office drones, unrewarding, failure, failures, fired, firing, firings

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

Artist:
Schwadron, Harley
Search ID:
hscn2027
High Res:
2170x1581 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
career counselor, career counselors, career advisor, career adviser, career advisers, careers, careers, career path, career paths, blog, blogs, blogging, blogger, bloggers, election, elections, voter, voters, bullying, bully, bullies, campaign ad, campaign ads, campaign advert, campaign adverts

"So, do you want to be a hunter or gatherer."

Artist:
Lambert, Larry
Search ID:
llan1727
High Res:
1500x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
career, careers, careers counselor, career counselor, careers counselors, career counselors, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric, prehistory, hunter, hunters, gatherer, gatherers, career plan, career plans, career option, career options, neanderthal, neanderthals

"I'm looking for a bucolic tree-studded college campus. I don't plan to study much."

Artist:
Wildt, Chris
Search ID:
cwln7125
High Res:
1800x2278 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
college, colleges, university, universities, higher education, higher ed, teacher, teachers, campuses, students, teaching, education, working hard, studying, campus, career counselor, career counselors, careers counselor, careers counselors, uni, unis, ambition, apathy, lazy, laziness

"Based on your poor academic results, I would recommend a career in politics..."

Artist:
Hagen
Search ID:
cgan4397
High Res:
2184x2392 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
weasel, weasels, politician, politicians, career counselor, career counsellor, career counsellors, career counselors, career advisor, career advisors, career adviser, career advisers, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, academic result, academic results, report card, report cards, career, careers, career choice, career choices

"No, no - I said, what are your goals in life!"

Artist:
Baloo -Rex May-
Search ID:
rman16645
High Res:
2100x1749 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
career counselor, career counselors, career counsellors, career counsellors, career adviser, career advisers, career advisor, career advisors, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, girl, girls, goal, goals, life, job, jobs, ambition, ambitions, love life, ambitious

"You're a narcissistic, self-serving opportunist devoid of a conscience. A career in politics beckons!"

Artist:
Lynch, Mark
Search ID:
mlyn3185
High Res:
1800x1805 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
careers counsellor, careers counsellors, career counselor, career counselors, politician, politicians, opportunist, opportunists, no conscience, conscience, political career, narcissist, show off, narcissists, narcissistic, career politician, career politicians

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

Artist:
Jung, Norman
Search ID:
njun3095
High Res:
2144x2448 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
careers counselor, careers counselors, career counselor, career counselors, careers counsellor, careers counsellors, career counsellor, career counsellors, careers adviser, careers advisers, careers advice, career advice, career adviser, career advisers, job, jobs, career path, career paths, ambitions, good advice, bad advice

'Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?'

Artist:
Talimonov, Alexei
Search ID:
atan3089
High Res:
1822x1369 pixels (unwatermarked)
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psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapist, therapists, dream job, dream jobs, therapy, shrink, shrinks, career counselor, career counsellor, careers adviser, career advisers, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, career, careers, career path, career paths, career plan, career plans

"Your best bet, Ralph, is to win the lottery..."

Artist:
Corbett, Jack
Search ID:
jcon7271
High Res:
4214x3132 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
career, careers, career counselor, career counselors, career counsellor, career counsellors, lottery, lotteries, lottery win, lottery wins, lottery winner, lottery winners, career path, career paths, career guidance, opportunity, opportunities, lottery ticket, lottery tickets

"The school psychologist says that I'm totally stupid and free of any talent. Great, that's the best qualification to become a superstar!"

Artist:
Schley, Karsten
Search ID:
kscn4413
High Res:
2500x2500 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
psychologist, psychologists, psychology, career counselor, career counselors, career counsellor, career counsellors, career counselling, career counseling, superstar, superstars, pop star, pop stars, career, careers, career plan, career plans, career adviser, career advisers, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, talent, talents, qualification, qualifications

Career Counselor: 'You should have come to me sooner, before George W. Bush was president.'

Artist:
Corbett, Jack
Search ID:
jcon6952
High Res:
1800x1292 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
george w, bush, president, presidents, career, careers, career counselor, career counselors, career counsellor, career counsellors, economic downturn, economic downturns, recession, recessions, global recession, credit crunch, career adviser, career advisers

'This shouldn't take long - All we've got is hunting and gathering.'

Artist:
Baloo -Rex May-
Search ID:
rman15244
High Res:
2100x1998 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
career, careers, career counselor, career counselors, hunter gatherer, hunter gatherers, hunting, hunt, hunts, hunter, hunters, gatherer, gatherers, career path, career paths, career plan, career plans, cavemen, caveman, prehistoric, prehistory

I was hired as a receptionist. When I got my college degree, I was promoted.

Artist:
Bacall, Aaron
Search ID:
aban666
High Res:
1899x1852 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
receptionists, college graduate, college graduates, graduating, promotions, career counselors, graduate job, graduate jobs, receptionist, college, graduation, job, promotion, guidance, psychology, career counselor, value of degree, human resources, promoted

'Frankly - I don't see much chance of making a career out of backpacking!'

Artist:
Jelliffe, Ray
Search ID:
rjen116
High Res:
3518x3408 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
backpacking, backpacker, backpackers, backpack, backpacks, backpacked, career counselor, career counselors, career counsellor, career counsellors, career, careers, career path, career paths, career adviser, career advisers, career advice, job, jobs, gap year, gap years