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"I'm flexible—I want to be rich and famous, but I'll settle for rich."
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"Early retirement is an OK long-term goal, Kevin, but most folks need to get a job first."
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"Based on your poor academic results, I would recommend a career in politics..."
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"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"
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psychologist, psychologists, psychology, career counselor, career counselors, career counsellor, career counsellors, career counselling, career counseling, superstar, superstars, pop star, pop stars, career, careers, career plan, career plans, career adviser, career advisers, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, talent, talents, qualification, qualificationsCareer Counselor: 'You should have come to me sooner, before George W. Bush was president.'
'This shouldn't take long - All we've got is hunting and gathering.'
I was hired as a receptionist. When I got my college degree, I was promoted.
'Frankly - I don't see much chance of making a career out of backpacking!'