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Career Counselor Cartoons and Comics
Career Counselor cartoon 1 of 30
"I'm flexible—I want to be rich and famous, but I'll settle for rich."
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Career Counselor cartoon 2 of 30
"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."
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social security, retire, retires, retired, retirement fund, retirement funds, graduate, graduates, graduated, college, colleges, adulthood, adults, post graduate, postgrad, postgrads, post grad, post grads, career, careers, career path, career paths, career counselor, career counselors, career counsellor, career counsellors, indecision, indecisive, university, wishy-washyCareer Counselor cartoon 3 of 30
"I'm an idealist - I'd like to make my pile at a non-profit organization."
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"Mr. Berkowitz, I and my Jewish career counselor, hereby wish you a mazel tov on your birthday."
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, boss, bosses, manager, managers, jew, jews, jewish, mazel tov, good luck, congrats, congratulations, birthday, celebrate, celebration, celebrations, career counselor, career counsellor, career counsellors, career counselorsCareer Counselor cartoon 5 of 30
"Sorry, but I don't see anything useful here, given today's economy."
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socrates, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, career counselor, career counselors, careers counselor, careers counselors, careers adviser, careers advisers, career adviser, career advisers, job, jobs, humanities, degree, degrees, diploma, diplomas, qualifications, graduate job, graduate jobs, job market, job marketsCareer Counselor cartoon 6 of 30
'The good news is, you'll never have to worry about being overqualified for any job...'
Career Counselor cartoon 7 of 30
'To be honest, I've never known for my work ethic.'
Career Counselor cartoon 8 of 30
"Early retirement is an OK long-term goal, Kevin, but most folks need to get a job first."
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careers, career counseling, long-term goal, long-term goals, goal, goals, goal setting, setting goals, slacker, slackers, slacking, ambition, ambitions, career ambition, career ambitions, early retirement, jobs, employment, unemployment, education, cost of college, college, student debt, career counselor, career counselors, career counsellor, career counsellorsCareer Counselor cartoon 9 of 30
"You have no scruples whatsoever, and would hack into people's emails, tax returns...have you considered a career as a political advisor?"
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political aide, political aides, political advisor, political advisors, political adviser, political advisers, career, careers, careers counselor, careers counselors, career counselor, career counselors, careers advisor, career advisor, careers advisers, career advisors, ethic, ethics, career path, scruples, morals, morality, hacker, hackers, hacking, cyber crime, cybercrime, cyber-crimeCareer Counselor cartoon 10 of 30
I got my degree in like, you know, communications.
Career Counselor cartoon 11 of 30
"So far, all my internships have just segued to other internships."
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intern, interns, internship, internships, unpaid, career, careers, career path, career counsellor, career counsellors, career counselor, career counselors, apprentice, apprentices, dead end, job, jobs, work, working, worker, workers, office drone, office drones, unrewarding, failure, failures, fired, firing, firings
Career Counselor cartoon 12 of 30
'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'
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career counselor, career counselors, career advisor, career adviser, career advisers, careers, careers, career path, career paths, blog, blogs, blogging, blogger, bloggers, election, elections, voter, voters, bullying, bully, bullies, campaign ad, campaign ads, campaign advert, campaign advertsCareer Counselor cartoon 13 of 30
"So, do you want to be a hunter or gatherer."
Career Counselor cartoon 14 of 30
"I'm looking for a bucolic tree-studded college campus. I don't plan to study much."
Career Counselor cartoon 15 of 30
"Based on your poor academic results, I would recommend a career in politics..."
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weasel, weasels, politician, politicians, career counselor, career counsellor, career counsellors, career counselors, career advisor, career advisors, career adviser, career advisers, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, academic result, academic results, report card, report cards, career, careers, career choice, career choicesCareer Counselor cartoon 16 of 30
"No, no - I said, what are your goals in life!"
Career Counselor cartoon 17 of 30
"You're a narcissistic, self-serving opportunist devoid of a conscience. A career in politics beckons!"
Career Counselor cartoon 18 of 30
"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"
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careers counselor, careers counselors, career counselor, career counselors, careers counsellor, careers counsellors, career counsellor, career counsellors, careers adviser, careers advisers, careers advice, career advice, career adviser, career advisers, job, jobs, career path, career paths, ambitions, good advice, bad adviceCareer Counselor cartoon 19 of 30
'Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?'
Career Counselor cartoon 20 of 30
"Your best bet, Ralph, is to win the lottery..."
Career Counselor cartoon 21 of 30
"The school psychologist says that I'm totally stupid and free of any talent. Great, that's the best qualification to become a superstar!"
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psychologist, psychologists, psychology, career counselor, career counselors, career counsellor, career counsellors, career counselling, career counseling, superstar, superstars, pop star, pop stars, career, careers, career plan, career plans, career adviser, career advisers, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, talent, talents, qualification, qualificationsCareer Counselor cartoon 22 of 30
Career Counselor: 'You should have come to me sooner, before George W. Bush was president.'
Career Counselor cartoon 23 of 30
'This shouldn't take long - All we've got is hunting and gathering.'
Career Counselor cartoon 24 of 30
I was hired as a receptionist. When I got my college degree, I was promoted.
Career Counselor cartoon 25 of 30
'Frankly - I don't see much chance of making a career out of backpacking!'
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