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'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'
' . . . We're releasing you into the wild so that you fly free, my young eaglet. Don't forget to tweet.'
"Act your birth order!"
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"They grow up so fast."
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'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'
"When I was young I needed drugs to feel weird. Now, I need drugs to feel normal."
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'No kidding? When I was a boy I wanted to grow up to be an accountant too!'
The Greeting Card and the Business Letter
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"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."
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Things Not To Tell Your Kid
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'It's a memo from our parent company. They remind us to pay attention, quit slouching, take our elbows off the table and to act our age, if it's not too much to ask!'
Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child
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'Honey, when you grow up I want you to be assertive, independent and strong-willed. But while you're a kid, I want you to be passive, pliable and obedient.'
"Come along, son. We are at but the beginning of a long and arduous journey."
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"When will you grow up about sex and lose interest in it?"
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Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles
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"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"
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A man drinks a formula and becomes a well-dressed middle-aged man.
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"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."
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"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."
"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."
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'Hello, Mom. Remember dressing me on my first day of school? Could you run me through that again?'
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"When were you planning to tell me about Hell?"
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'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'
'Children grow up so fast nowdays, The baby just text-messaged me for a fresh bottle of milk'