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"Hey - we just catch and release."
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"All right, you're free to go. We're in this for the sport - catch and release only."
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Once he caught his limit, Harry couldn't imagine how his day off work could possibly have got any better.
"We're not fishers, we're ANGLERS!"
"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."
"Can I stop bailing now?"
"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."
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"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."
"Well sure, it would be awesome if she asked me to spend the night with her, - but I'm not holding my breath."
'Fishing, Al?! You cancelled our hunting trip to go fishing!! God, it's like I don't even know you anymore!'
'Should I admire his waterproof watch or ask if he needs help?'
"Only caught one, eh."
"Just reach under his belly and lift him into the boat."
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"Look, I don't want to hear about you snagging a bunch of weeds again."
"By my count, that is the 27th last cast."
"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"
Men and women perceive size differently, especially when describing the fish that got away.
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"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."
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"You're in luck. Today I'm just fishing for compliments."