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The birth of the data mining industry (circa 1880): 'I ain't sure what it is, Clyde, but there's a vein of it as wide as yer Aunt Tillie!'
"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"
This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.
'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'
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'The automated data mining systems have streamlined all processes so now it's moving on to obsolete system components, which, unfortunately, is us.'
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"So it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."
"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"
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"How did the internet get my bra size?"
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"What great free apps you have, grandma!"
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'You know when people have been good or bad - you'd be perfect for our data mining team!'
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Since his account was hacked Bob suffered from paranoia...
"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"
"I certainly didn't expect you'd share everything I showed you with the whole damn world!!"
"Now THAT's what I call data-scraping."
"Yes, Facebook is evil but until there's a better way to know when internet strangers are having a birthday, there's nothing we can do."
"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."
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"No, no, sweetie. Daddy harvests people's information from another cloud."
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"Thank you for inputting your details...we now have complete control over your entire life...have a nice day..."
"And in our opinion you will vote for..."
'Can I stay up just a little bit longer and play video games? The smart speaker said she didn't care.'
"Oh, Johnny. I feel like I'm beginning to know you almost as well as Facebook does!"
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"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"