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Fisherman catches the Big Fish
"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."
"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."
The one that got away
'I swear it was six-feet tall and at least two hundred pounds. I fought it for an hour and almost had it in the water when the line snapped!'
"I'll bet there's an interesting story behind that."
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'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'
'That's better than your fish stories, Dad.'
'It took me 7 hours to get him into the boat. Actually, it's fake, and it took me 10 minutes to buy it off the Internet.'
'Three trout dinners. Raw.'
Woman bragging about her big fish, husband with small fish.
"OK kids, I'll tell the story one more time..."
The Fisherman Who Got Caught
"He's got an app that tells him how much he can exaggerate his fishing story based on your gullibility."
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'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'
"The only time a fisherman tells the truth is when he calls another fisherman a liar!"
Liar's Club fish
The Boy who cried 'wolf' became a fisherman: '...but it got away!'
'This should come out just right.'
'And that's only the size of the fly.'
'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'
'I said throw it back.'
'Does that include the fishing rod?'
'That the biggest fish ever caught here, what bait did you use?'