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'All these years i've been doing tricks for regular dog food?! You're a monster, David. A monster!'
'And finally we'd like a fresh loaf of French bread delivered every morning, deal?'
"If we weren't in the food chain really big things would have to eat really tiny things."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, underwater, food chain, food web, circle of life, food, predator, predators, prey, average, middle, science, biology"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, beaver, beavers, dam, dams, building, constructing, material, materials, construction, tree, trees, wood, maple, home, homes, houses, house, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, interior, interiors, exterior, exteriors, renovating, renovation, renovations"Remember when the boatload of reporters sank? Now, that was a feeding frenzy."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, shark, sharks, shark attack, shark attacks, underwater, media, journalism, journalist, journalists, reporter, reporters, press, media frenzy, media circus, press circus, feeding frenzy, feeding frenzies, predator, predators, food, prey, word play, wordplay, play on words"She was a rescue."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, rescue, rescues, rescue dog, rescue dogs, adoption, adopted, rescued, mental health, depression, emotional support animal, emotional support animals, esa, esas, e.s.a., e.s.a.s, working animal, working animals, working dog, working dogs, service animal, service animals, service dog, service dogs, shelter, shelters, humane society, humane societies"The cheese balls—can I get that as an entrée?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, patron, patrons, request, requests, cheese balls, entree, appetizer, appetiser, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, mouse, mice, rat, rats, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personificationA blind man listening to a pack of dogs running out of the forest wearing harnesses
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, service dog, service dogs, working dog, working dogs, service animal, service animals, working animal, working animals, wolf, wolves, pack, packs, harness, harnesses, blind, blind man, blind men, disabled, disability, disabilities, hungry, attack, attacking, walking stick, walking sticks, walking, cane, canes, old man, old men, forest, snow, winter, listening, running, come running"Well hey, I have tensions in my life too."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, pub dog, pub dogs, comfort dog, comfort dogs, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, stress, stressed, therapy dog, therapy dogs"Did you get some work done?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, doghouse, doghouses, dog house, dog houses, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, tied, tied down, work, working dog, working dogs, working cat, working cats, working animal, working animals"Ex-cuse me! We're trying to hold a meeting here."
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animal, animals, bird, birds, talking animal, talking animals, birdbath, birdbaths, bird bath, bird bath, meeting, meetings, splash, splashing, bath, baths, disturb, disturbing, disrupt, disruptive, interrupt, interrupting, distracting, distract, annoy, annoying, annoyed"I understand goat cheese has had it."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, bovine, livestock, dairy, dairy farm, dairy farms, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, cheese, goat cheese, milk, dairy products, good news, trend, trends, food trends, food"Darling, I've come crawling back to you, just the way you always said I would."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, reptile, reptiles, snake, snakes, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, ex, exes, former, previous, crawling back, returning, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, adam, eve, adam and eve, first humans, creation story, creation myth, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, food, bagel, bagels, lox, salmon, jewish cuisine, jewish, jewish delicacies, choice, choices, tempting, original sin"Now can we turn in?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, cave, caves, hibernation, hibernating, sleep, sleeping, sleepy, bedtime, going to bed, going to sleep, sport, sports, sports fan, sports fans, fan, fans, football, american football, final, finals, game, games, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, man, men" 'Grrr' is not a word."
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cat, cats, kitten, kittens, kitty, kitties, pussycat, pussycats, dog, dogs, pup, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, game, games, word game, word games, board game, board games, spelling, spelling game, spelling games, know-it-all, animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal"I want out, Laura."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, fishbowl, fishbowls, fish tank, fish tanks, goldfish bowl, goldfish bowls, goldfish, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, dating, couple, couples, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, getting out, leaving(Jump!) (I'm doing a risk/reward analysis.) (Good boy.) (Accountant's Dog)
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good boy, good boys, accountant, accountants, risk, reward, rewards, risks, analysis, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, lap dog, lap dogs, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog training, command, commands"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."
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name, names, pet name, pet names, command, commands, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals"I'm totally bipartisan. I eat as many birds as I do mice."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owner, bird, birds, mice, mouse, food, eating, dining, predator, predators, bipartisan, politics, political party, political parties, equality, eating habits, dietary habits"Remind me—what's scary about a chair?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, lion tamer, lion tamers, animal trainer, animal trainers, trainer, trainers, circus, circuses, chair, chairs, whip, whips, entertainment, show, perform, performance, performances, scary, scared, afraid, fear, threaten, threatening, remind me, reminder