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"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."
"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."
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"Can I put you on hold? I have another call."
"Today's estimated hold time before your hand falls asleep is nine minutes."
"Limbo as such has been phased out, but we'll be keeping you on hold for an unspecified amount of time."
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"'Hold,' young lady, is for other people."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, entitlement, entitled, male pale stale, arrogant, arrogance, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, silver spoon, hold, put on hold, queue, queuing, wait, waiting, impatient, impatience
"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."
Tags:say hello, saying hello, pet, pets, pet lover, pet lovers, cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, 911, emergency, emergencies, emergency operator, emergency operators, cute, cuteness, overly cute, casual, out-of-place, police, call the police, calling the police, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, modern life, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, cat people, feline, felines, hold, holds, holding, on hold, emergency response, emergency responses, emergency response system, emergency response systems
"Due to unusually high wish volume, you may experience a greater hold time than usual. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause."
"Reservations, please. And while I wait, I'd like to hear Act II of 'Tosca' sung by Tito Gobbi and Maria Callas."
"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."
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"Your call is important to us. Please hold for four hours, howl obscenities, punch a hole in the wall, and hang up."
'I'm sorry you were on hold so long, but I was finishing up a webinar on customer service.'
'We're experiencing technical difficulties with the geni fulfilment center. A geni will be with you shortly.'
"Could you hold for a second? It's Call Waiting."
Tags:phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, tin can, tin cans, string, strings, can, cans, playground, playgrounds, recess, call waiting, hold, on hold, busy schedule, busy schedules, schedule, schedules, kid, kids, child, children, place on hold, places on hold, placing on hold, other line, other lines, second line, second lines, phone line, phone lines
'I'm getting kind of bored, Jim. Can I put you on hold?'
"Your call is important to us."
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Our menu has changed. To hear this message again, press 1. To hang up, press 2.
Staff are all busy having a cup of coffee and a bit of a sit down...please hold on, your call IS important to us!
'Your call is important to whoever we are after our last merger.'
"I'm sorry, all the emergency services are busy at the moment - please hold."
'Try recording it again but this time, don't laugh when you say, 'Your call is important to us'.'
'Thank you for holding - your call is important to us.'
"On the other hand, the price of a barrel of beer is holding steady."
'Yes sir, we still have Mr Edwards on hold from last thursday...'
'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'