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A Chef Never Rests
Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'
"Looks like this fellow you came across could be bigger than we thought!"
"Don't let it get away!"
Tags:catch, catches, catching, big fish, fish, fishes, fishing trip, fishing trips, trip, trips, kraken, krakens, squid, squids, giant squid, giant squids, octopus, octopuses, octopi, one that got away, hook, hooks, hooking, father-son activity, father-son activities, bonding, bonding time, bonding times, father-son bond, father-son bonds, ocean, ocean life, sea monster, sea monsters
"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
Tags:monster, sea monster, sea monsters, monsters, monstrous, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourist season, tourist trap, tourist traps, occult beast, occult, beast, beasts, shore, shores, seashore, sea shore, swimming, swim, swims, beaches, beach, coast, coastal break, season, end of the season, summer, summer time, pity, pitiful, cthulu, lovecraft, lovecraftian, lovecrafts, tentacle, tentacles, tentacled, at the beach, family, family holiday, family holidays, kaiju, kaiju, cosmic horror, horrors, cosmic entity
'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'
"We could be soulmates, if only you could overlook my tiny calves."
Tags:calves, mermaid, mermaids, calve muscle, calve muscles, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, soulmate, soulmates, true love, true loves, date, dates, whale, whales, shallow, shallowness, appearance, appearances, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, seamonster, seamonsters, sea monster, sea monsters
"Intimidating, isn't it?"
Tags:intimidation, intimidating, intimidate, intimidates, squid, squids, octopus, octopuses, wildlife, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, fishing trophy, fishing trophies, sea monster, sea monsters, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, corporate culture, corporate environment, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies
'There's that hissing again.'
Tags:monster, monsters, mythical creature, mythical creatures, sea monster, sea monsters, snake, snakes, hissing, serpent, serpents, reptile, reptiles, kid, kids, phobia, phobias, paddling pool, paddling pools, swimming pool, swimming pools, childish fear, childish fears, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I brought my sister. Did you bring my frisbee?'
"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."
Tags:pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution, environmental pollution, mutate, mutates, mutant, mutants, mutating, mutation, mutations, three-headed, eat, eats, eating, catch and release, ocean, oceans, ocean pollution, sea, sealife, ocean life, fish, fishes, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, environmental disaster, disaster, disasters, catastrophe, catastrophes, future, futures, sea monster, sea monsters, marine biology, marine biologist, marine biologists
"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"
"Hey - we just catch and release."
Tags:catch, catches, catching, catch and release, catching and releasing, sport fish, sport fishing, defense, monster, monsters, catch and release program, catch and release programs, giant, giants, eel, eels, sea monster, sea monsters, monster, monsters, rise up, rises up, rising up, uprising, ocean life, sea creature, sea creatures, fish, fishes, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, giant, giants, threaten, threatens, threatening, threatened, overfish, overfishing, endangered, rise up, rises up, rising up
"Come on in, the water's fine."
"Right, - I've released the Kraken....um...er....now how do I retrieve the Kraken...?"
"We should clean out the pond more often..."
'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'
Octopus Diver Trap
"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"
"Ignore that sign. It's okay."
"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."
"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."
Tags:kraken, krakens, sea monster, sea monsters, ocean monster, ocean monsters, giant squid, giant squids, mythical creature, mythical creatures, doctor, doctors, doctor's advice, medical advice, doctors advice, gp, gps, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, weight loss, weight-loss
"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."
Tags:fishing, fishes, reverse fishing, subvert, subverted, subversion, invert, inverted, inversion, inversions, reverse, reversed, reversal, fish, sea monster, sea, monster, aquatic life, reptiles, reptile, underwater, monstrous, reel him in, hooked, fishhook, fish hook, hook, baits, bait, baiting, baited, fishermen, fisherman, deep sea, meme
"No thanks, I just swallowed an oil spill."
Tags:beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, sea monster, sea monsters, sea creature, sea creatures, loch ness monster, nessie, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, tourist, tourists, beach-goer, beach-goers, vacationer, vacationers, relaxing, share, sharing, drink, drinks, drinking, no thanks, swallowed, oil spill, oil spills, pollution, oil slick, oil slicks, environmental destruction, sick, ill
'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'