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'Bob, the 'check engine' light just came on,'
'Hi love, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, the airbags work.'
"You drive, I'll criticize."
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'Of course, it's nothing serious, honey...just a flooded engine.'
'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'
'What do you mean didn't I see it? How do you think I hit it?'
'Seems the onboard computer analyzed your driving patterns and determined it was best for all not to start the engine.'
'Try to hit something cheap.'
What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!
'Those winter tires you sold me don't work!!'
Where is my regular man?
"I recommend the Safety-M2000. It's just loud enough to warn people you're coming."
'This is your global positioning system. Turn right at the next light. The first store on your left has a sale on shoes.'
"I might have known! A bloody woman driver!"
OK, let me try to explain it to you this way.
'Mum dented the bumper on our car, so she bought another car!'
"You'll have to back out. We don't have a drive-through."
'See what I mean? - Look how close that woman driver is driving in front of me!'
'Panic stations! Parking dilemma!'
What women believe vs. what men believe.
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'Yes, well I'm not going anywhere until I've done a detailed sketch of the incident.'
'The bollard jumped out in front of me!'
'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'
'Have you got a car which goes with this?'