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'Yes Sir, you're absolutely right, you can never stop learning - in fact I'm on a course right now.'
Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.
Tags:golf, golfing, golfed, golfs, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, golf club, golf clubs, golf ball, golf balls, litigation, litigate, litigator, litigators, lawsuit, lawsuit, sue, sued, sues, suing, alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, in the bleachers
'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'
'Here's a bottle of water and what's left of my turkey sandwich. ... You have my word, Bob. When we finish this round, get back to the clubhouse...'
Tags:emergency, emergencies, defibrillator, defibrillators, clubhouse, clubhouses, choke, choking, choked, chokes, golf, golfing, golfed, golfs, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, golf club, golf clubs, golf ball, golf balls, priority, priorities, in the bleachers
'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'
'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'
"I didn't know that any of your Living National Treasures played golf."
Tags:japan, japanese, golf, golfs, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, living national treasure, living national treasures, unexpected, preservation, preserve, preserves, culture, cultural impact, cultural impacts, golfing, cultural preservation, preserve, preserves, preserving, self-identity, japanese identity, identity, identities
'I've seen you play, they weren't lost, they were hiding.'
"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, hazard, hazards, water, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, golf course, golf courses, excalibur, king arthur, lady of the lake, camelot, arthurian, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, nimue, sorceress, sorceresses, enchantress, enchantresses, magic, mystical, magical, penalty, penalties, punishments, death, penalty stroke, penalty strokes, threat, threats, threatening, stroke, strokes, score, scores
"Now that's what I call a sand trap."
Worm getting smucked by golf club.
An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.
'What? Whoa ... hey ... golf? Are you serious? No, I'm not on the golf course! I'm in a meeting, with clients. ... For real, and ... um ... You're standing right behind me, aren't you?'
The Dangers of Golf.
Morale in the office was up 37 percent since the addition of the new 78th floor driving range.
"... and now let's have a moment of silence for all the innocent balls that were lost today."
"A six-inch putt! How could I have missed it?"
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, avid golfer, avid golfers, putt, putts, putting, putter, putters, golf ball, golf balls, golf course, golf courses, shower, showers, in the shower, disbelief, denial, incredulity, surprise, shock, depression, practice, practising, practicing, near miss, near-miss, near misses, near-misses, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, men, man, old man, old men, stereotype, stereotypes
A golfer and a tennis player
Managers discover Tim's secret tunnel to Elmhurst Golf Course.
"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf club, golf clubs, golf green, golf greens, hole, holes, golf ball, golf balls, golf course, golf courses, putter, putters, flag, flags, put, putting, tap, frustrated, frustration, anger, angry, anger management, competition, competitive, too competitive, sportsmanship, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, pistol, pistols, fire, shoot, shooting, making par, gentleman's sport, gentleman's game, man, men
"Oh, no! Gold-ball-sized hail!"
Donald Trump playing golf
A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".
So, what is your handicap little buddy?' - 'I can't fly.
'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.'