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Honest mistakes made by moms.
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"Tell me again—which blond actress is she the blond-actress daughter of?"
'...How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?'
"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."
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'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'
Bill was a promising young doctor, a geneticist. . . and clearly a gambler!
"I've never been able to tell those Snider twins apart."
Blonde woman with bottle of peroxide.It reads:'Warning causes dizziness.'
'He got me finding blonds and redheads for him.'
"I don't care if these are the Dark Ages! - I'm going to bleach my hair anyway!'
Tags:dark ages, middle ages, king, kings, hair bleach, hair bleaches, brunette, brunettes, blond, blonds, blonde, blondes, bleached blond, bleached blonds, bleached blonde, bleached blondes, hair dye, hair dyes, hairstyle, hairstyles, queen, queens, salon, salons, beauty, vain, vanity, hair colour, hair color
"I only told him I needed bedding."
"That's a logger? How the heck do they cut down trees?"
Tags:logger, loggers, lager, lagers, bartender, bartenders, barmen, barman, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeep, barkeeps, beer, beers, lumberjack, lumberjacks, logging, logging industry, wood industry, lumber-jack, lumber-jacks, tree, trees, blond, blonds, blonde, blondes, misunderstanding, misunderstandings
'I'm sorry I can't help you - they just pay me to sit here and look pretty.'
"I'm sorry, I can't help you - they just pay me to sit here and look pretty."
'...morale is up 50%, but efficiency is down 100%.'
'What am I doing? I'm printing out all your emails so I can tear them up, that's what I'm doing!'
'Watch out! She's a complete airhead!'
'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'
'I don´t care if he is a zombie. He is the first guy who doesn´t love me because of my body but because of my brain.'
'Oh, great! And me without my makeup on yet!'
'Do we have any electric wine?'
'Alice, the blonde, speaking.'
'You're hired, but remember, I'm the ass-kisser around here!'