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Honest mistakes made by moms.
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mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, child, children, pick up, picked up, lose, loses, losing, lost, mislocate, mislocated, mislocating, mistake, mistakes, honest, easy, bad mom, bad moms, bad parenting, accident, accidents, wig, wigs, hat, hats, blond, blonde, blonds, blondes, fake blonde, fake blondes, brown hair, daughter, daughters, shock, shocked, shocking"Tell me again—which blond actress is she the blond-actress daughter of?"
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blond, blonds, blonde, blondes, actor, actors, acting, film star, film stars, movie star, movie stars, daughter, daughters, nepotism, hollywood, movie, movies, film, films, interchangeable, identity, identities, identify, identifies, identifyingDom Blonde
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blonde, hair, hair color, blond, blonds, white wine, white wines, drink, drinker, drinking, champagne, sparkling wine, france, french wine, dom blonde, stereotype, stereotypes, dumb blond, dumb blonds, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."
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snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, serpentine, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, coiffure, coiffures, wig, wigs, makeover, style makeover, transformation, self regard, vanity, empowerment, self empowerment, self image, style, fashions, image conscious, blond, blonde, hair dye, dyed hair, blonds, restyle, restyled, restyling, self confidence, confidence, confidence boost, confidence booster, beauty treatment, cosmetic, cosmetics, appearance, cosmetic treatment, makeover, makeovers'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'
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brains, zombie, zombies, brain, sex appeal, blond, blonds, blonde, blondes, intellect, intelligence, intellects, monster, monsters, iq, iqs, horror movie, zombie movie, zombie films, horror films, date, dates, shallow, shallownessBill was a promising young doctor, a geneticist. . . and clearly a gambler!
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genetic, genetics, geneticist, geneticists, gene, genes, blond, blonds, gamble, gambles, gambler, gamblers, gambling, family tree, intelligence, sports car, sports cars, romance, romances, doctor, doctors, career, careers, date, dates, love life"I don't care if these are the Dark Ages! - I'm going to bleach my hair anyway!'
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dark ages, middle ages, king, kings, hair bleach, hair bleaches, brunette, brunettes, blond, blonds, blonde, blondes, bleached blond, bleached blonds, bleached blonde, bleached blondes, hair dye, hair dyes, hairstyle, hairstyles, queen, queens, salon, salons, beauty, vain, vanity, hair colour, hair color"I only told him I needed bedding."
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homeware, homewares, houseware, housewares, bedding, blonde, blondes, blond, blonds, attractive, attraction, attractions, attractiveness, faint, fainting, fainted, proposition, propositions"That's a logger? How the heck do they cut down trees?"
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logger, loggers, lager, lagers, bartender, bartenders, barmen, barman, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeep, barkeeps, beer, beers, lumberjack, lumberjacks, logging, logging industry, wood industry, lumber-jack, lumber-jacks, tree, trees, blond, blonds, blonde, blondes, misunderstanding, misunderstandings"I'm sorry, I can't help you - they just pay me to sit here and look pretty."
'...morale is up 50%, but efficiency is down 100%.'
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eye candy, ogle, ogling, staring, stare, morale, efficiency, productivity, blonde, blondes, blond, blonds, attractive, attractiveness, pretty, motivation, work effort, effort, efforts, motivations, distraction, distractions'What am I doing? I'm printing out all your emails so I can tear them up, that's what I'm doing!'
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blond, husband, husbands, wife, wives, blonds, blond jokes, pc, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, dumb blond, internet, technology, technological developments, irrational, jealousy, irrationality, jealous, anger'I don´t care if he is a zombie. He is the first guy who doesn´t love me because of my body but because of my brain.'
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zombie, zombies, blonds, blondies, date, dates, dates, brains, boyfriends, girlfriend, undead, horror film, horror films, horror movie, horror movies, monster, monsters, blond, blondie, body, brain, couple, love, boyfriend, girlfriends, dating, zombies