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"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."
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'Bob, the 'check engine' light just came on,'
The gang at Chilson Engineering was committed to saving money...
'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'
'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'
Convert your lawn tractor into a hot-looking 'sports car' and save hundreds a year on insurance!
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'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'
'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'
'I'd say you're looking at about $1,700.'
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"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."
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Duck with outboard motor.
'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'
'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'
'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'
Unable to afford leasing, Bob tries leashing a new car.
'This is more than the estimate.'
Teds Autos - Never knowingly undersealed.
TS Motors Inc.
'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'
'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'
'Sorry, pardner...your vehicle doesn't meet the size requirement for our state!'
'I certainly hope it doesn't take me as long to pay the bill as it did for you to get the part.'
"I hate crowded parks."