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'It's my car now, but as soon as it's fixed, it'll be my daughter's again.'
"Is this a good time to bring up a car problem?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, dating, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, killing the mood, ruined mood, ruined the moment, burst my bubble, bedroom, car problem, car, cars, car problems, help, advice
"Or we could call triple A. . ."
'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'
'We've found the problem...'
"Don't s'pose you know how to change a flat?"
'Ah, there's the problem. I was swearing at the right part, but using the wrong words.'
"Here's your problem."
Tags:clown, clowns, automotive mechanics, mechanics, garages, automotive mechanic, mechanic, garage, car shop, car shops, car, cars, engine problem, engine problems, car problem, car problems, handkerchief, handkerchiefs, entertainer, entertainers, children's entertainer, children's entertainers, magic trick, magic tricks
'Believe me, Forman, the problem is never on the molecular level.'
'When I finish looking here I'll give you a list of what I need.'
'Yes, I see the problem.'
As meteor approaches couple with flat tire: 'At least nothing else can go wrong!'
"Your brake pads are worn through, but that can wait. It's your cup holders I'm worried about."
"Lazarus was a whole different deal. This engine is just dead, dead, dead."
Tags:lazarus, the raising of lazarus, jesus, miracle, miracles, christ, gospel, gospels, car problem, car problems, engine problem, engine problems, resurrection, resurrections, mechanic, mechanics, bible story, bible stories, new testament, christianity, car engine, car engines, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics
"All you are is a pedal and a cable which helps me change gear. One day, you'll break and be useless."
"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."
Carpool of rocket scientists.
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'We found the trouble, your GPS was picking up a public TV station.'
'What the...? Why does this &*%! car keep dying?'
"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."
Clowns working to repair clown car on roadside.
"Hand me a number eight iron."
Tags:golfer, golfers, golf cart, golf carts, golf player, golf players, golf game, golf games, golf club, golf clubs, caddie, caddies, golf course, golf courses, golf buggy, golf buggies, iron, irons, club, clubs, hobby, engine problem, engine problems, car problem, car problems, breakdown, breakdowns, thelwell
"I am roadside assistance!!!"
Golf Cart Punctures