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"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."
"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."
Oh, there he is...
"Tell me again—which blond actress is she the blond-actress daughter of?"
Lady to other: 'Not the screen, silly - you put the white-out on the CD!'
Genius Grants and Recipients
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'Oh, but I did file your tax return, Mr. Slinkmeyer! Right here, under 'T'!'
'...How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?'
'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'
Princess with dark roots showing
Tags:princess, princesses, blonde, blondes, bottle blonde, bottle blondes, roots, hair roots, hair dye, dyed hair, hair colour, hair color, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, coronavirus pandemic, covid-19 pandemic, covid 19 pandemic, public health crisis, global health crisis, self-isolation, social distancing, social distanced, socially distanced, physical distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns, locked down, stay-at-home order, stay-at-home orders, shelter-in-place, shelter-in-place order, shelter-in-place orders
'Why, how sweet of you! -- a ticket to what?'
"I've never been able to tell those Snider twins apart."
'I'm trying to see if blondes really do have more fun.'
Blonde woman with bottle of peroxide.It reads:'Warning causes dizziness.'
"My question is, why would there be a blonde hair in your hairball?"
'I just love these fall colors.'
'They say blondes have more fun.'
"Do you do brain enlargements?"
"Black roots matter."
'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'
"I don't care if these are the Dark Ages! - I'm going to bleach my hair anyway!'
Tags:dark ages, middle ages, king, kings, hair bleach, hair bleaches, brunette, brunettes, blond, blonds, blonde, blondes, bleached blond, bleached blonds, bleached blonde, bleached blondes, hair dye, hair dyes, hairstyle, hairstyles, queen, queens, salon, salons, beauty, vain, vanity, hair colour, hair color
"I only told him I needed bedding."