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'I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore, but thanks to bingo I still get to church once a week.'
As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.
'Did someone yell, bingo?' - 'No, Selma had another stroke!'
'Good news! That spot is B-9!'
'Oh, good - nothing prohibiting bingo!'
'B-12!...I mean, N-36!...Ruby, cut that out!' 'Telepathy Made EZ'
'They're trying to attract more male players!'
BINGO HALL: 'Say, isn't that big Ed the trucker?!' 'I was off by one number! Sniff! By one lousy number' 'Now, now, dear! It can happen to the best of men! Have another tissue!'
'There you go, Ruby! Just lay back, watch the clouds drift by and you'll soon forget about...well, you know?!'
"Your deadliest sin was cheating at church bingo."
"Never bring a dog inside named 'Bingo'."
'And I say it's a trick!'
"Mr & Mrs. Jones thank you for your invitation to join you at the bingo, however they must decline your offer as they won a full house on Tuesday."
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'Tut, tut, Father Clancy, we missed you at bingo Friday...'
'Why settle for a mere rabbit's foot?!'
'Your Bingo papers, Madam!' 'She's been a real pain since she won the jackpot last week!'
'No, Aunt Ruby! You've already broken all my other toys!' 'Dewey, this is the lucky piece I need for tonight's BINGO jackpot!'
'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'
'Sorry Ruby! New rule!' 'Jinxing other players by means of shamans, warlocks, witch-doctors, voodoo-men no longer permitted!' The Management
'Are these your children?! They're absolutely gorgeous!'
'Why, that's amazing!' 'Trust me, Doctor! For her, that's a normal reflex!'
Sermon: 'Is there life after Bingo?'
"I had the hardest time finding volunteers for the neighborhood crime patrol...so I just changed the name a little bit."
"... And then he said: 'You'll go to bingo over my dead body'."
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"He has a great voice for giving sermons but even greater for calling Bingo ... "