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"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."
'It's all her on your facebook page.'
Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.
"Don't make me come down there!"
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"And I believe you know Demon Rum."
Tags:demon rum, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholism, alcoholics, drink, drinks, drinking, metaphor, prohibition, prohibition era, religion, religious, religious imagery, demon, demons, devil, devils, the devil, satan, satanic, hell, hellish, vice, vices, sins, sinning, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party
The Seven Deadly Sins: Envy, envy, envy, envy, envy, envy and envy.
"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."
"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, moses, commandment, commandments, ten commandments, 10 commandments, decalogue, law, laws, rule, rules, sins, sinning, broke, broken, breaking, more, replace, replacement, replacements, replacing, christianity, judaism
"Jeez, did we ever goof!"
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"Well, actually, they are written in stone."
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"And may you also bless the bounty we are about to receive from that convenience store over there."
Tags:criminal, criminals, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, stick-up, stick-ups, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, convenience store, convenience stores, religion, religious, pray, prayer, prayers, praying, bless, blessings, sins, sinning, bounty, money, loot, gang, gangs, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living, modern life, found god, found religion
"I think Italian is spoken in Heaven and Dutch is spoken in Hell."
"For Pete's sake—ask somebody!"
"A vow of poverty and sponsorship aren't necessarily exclusive."
Tags:poverty, vow of poverty, vows of poverty, monk, monks, sponsor, sponsors, shirt sponsor, shirt sponsors, kit sponsor, kit sponsors, jesuit, jesuits, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, corporate sponsor, corporate sponsors, greed, greedy, greediness, deadly sin, deadly sins, sins, sinning, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying
'I'm afraid you did commit all these sins, sir. Would you like to see the video?'
Tags:patch, patches, nicotine, nicotine patches, sweet, sweets, salt, salty, bacon cheeseburger, bacon cheeseburgers, vice, vices, sins, sinning, bet, bets, betting, gamble, gambles, gambling, gambler, gamblers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, fling, flings, affair, affairs, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, addictive, addicting
"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."
"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."
"We've already blamed it on the Jews."
Tags:antisemitism, anti-semitism, anti-semitic, antisemitic, antisemite, anti semite, anti semites, anti-semite, anti-semites, antisemite, antismites, anti semitism, anti semitic, alien, aliens, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, astronaut, astronauts, crucifixion, crucify, crucified, crucifying, jesus, the crucifixion, sinning, western religion, religious imagery, religious images, moon landing, lunar module, the lunar module, discriminate, discrimination, prejudice, prejudices, prejudiced, racism
'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'
"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."
"Why didn't my lawyer tell me about this?"
Tags:hell, hellish, hellscape, hellscapes, burn, burns, burning, burn in hell, afterlife, afterlives, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, representation, legal representation, inform, informs, informing, client, clients, immoral, immorality, justice, tortures, eternity, eternal, eternal torment, vengeance, sins, sinning, ethics, unethical, die, dies, dying