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'I wish he'd carry a wallet like everyone else.'
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'All this dough and not a store in sight.'
'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'
"No need to bury it- this island has offshore banking."
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'We're gonna need an accountant.'
'Bah, it's a NATIONAL treasure!'
"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."
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'Wow! An old penny!'
'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'
"You know we should spend some of this!"
"You're the greatest* mom ever!" *except for those 3 times you tried to eat me when I was a baby guppy!"
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"Okay pal what did you do with the gold?!"
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'Glass pearls? Quite frankly, I'd prefer government bonds!'
"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"
'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'
"Shake yer booty!"
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"Will you please cut the 'Alas, poor Yorick' bit and open that chest?"
Tags:hamlet, act 5, shakespeare, william shakespeare, play, plays, literature, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, unwilling audience, acting, actor, actors, aspiring actor, aspiring actors, skull, skulls, bone, bones, skeleton, skeletons, hole, holes, treasure, treasure chest, treasure chests, chest, chests, box, boxes, pirate, pirates, fooling around, wasting time, alas poor yorick, posing, pose, poses, drama, dramatic
Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure
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'That was fun!'
'We've got to cut the rope. The anchor is caught on something.'
"...and these are our rates if you bury your treasure with us."
"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."
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