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"This is your wake-up call - change or die."
'...then I said, 'give me a raise, or I quit'.'
"Give me one more chance, Rachel. I'll go straight, and quit my lawyerin' ways."
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"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"
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'It's me or the book clubs Alice. Choose it or lose it.'
'I said she was asking for trouble, with her, 'me or your stupid old football match!''
"If you lot cannot learn to fly you will have to go into politics."
''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'
Northern Canadian Cowboys.
'I can't believe mom would rather clean the bathroom!!'
'Stranger, I'm giving you until sundown to get off my foot.'
No ultimatum. Please give.
'From now on, anyone not found at their desk will be sacked on the spot.'
'...I gave her a choice: either the cat goes, or I go...'
"I'll give you one more chance to tell me where Richie is in terms of his quest for spiritual enlightenment and peace of mind."
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'And I said to the Queen: Forget the colony's good, what's in it for me?'
'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'
Why moms make bad refs.
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'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'
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'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'
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'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'
'I heard Steve say: 'Either the cat goes or I do.''
'One more word and I'll leave the company.'
'It's his latest manifesto, but I'll just keep calm and carry on.'
'It's the cat or me.'