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"But enough about me, Lauren, let's not talk anymore."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, bad sign, red flag, self-centred, self-centered, arrogant, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, narcissistic, vain, self-absorbed, ego, egocentric, egotistical, egomaniac, egomaniacs, self-interested
Caution: Big Ego Area
"Now for the high point of the evening - a videotape of my elevation to regional director of marketing."
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'We have got to put someone else in charge of the vending machine change bow.'
Bob felt he was better-looking than his reflection - and hired and unbiased third-party mediator to confirm it.
Tags:vanity mirror, vanity mirrors, vain, vainness, appearances, mediator, vanity, bathroom, handsome, looks, appearance, beauty, mental health, worked, circus mirror, distortion, distorted, mirror, mirrors, unbiased, third-party, outside help, fairness, opinion, opinions, judge, attractiveness, egos, egotistical, egomaniacs, self-confidence, self-confident, self-aware, narcissist, egomaniac
Tags:environmentalist, green, saving the planet, greenhouse effect, arborist, trees, rain forest, activist, activism, social activism, ecology, climate change, worry, stress, therapy, worried about future, greenhouse gases, carbon footprint, getting help, mental health, eco-warrior, eco-warriors, ecowarrior, ecowarriors, ego, egomaniac, egomaniacs, tree hugger, tree huggers, treehugger, treehuggers, environmentalists
'I told you this whole 'King of the wild frontier' thing would go straight to his head!'
I assure you it's perfectly legal...
'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'
'The level of my tolerance is only surpassed by the stupidity of people who don't share my opinion.'
'We've created fire! We're Gods!'
'My rise to the top is a long story. Being bottom of the food chain you'll sit and listen to all of it.'
'It's because I have a big head, isn't it?'
'You're so insecure. You always abduct morons, just so you can feel superior.'
Autobiography of an Egomaniac
Dracula loves this selfie, until he noticed the invisible man's photobomb.
Tags:ego, egos, egomania, egomaniac, egomaniacs, dracula, monster, monsters, vamp, vamps, vampire, vampires, photobomb, photobombs, photobombing, photobomed, selfie, selfies, self-portrait, self-portraits, halloween, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical being, mythical beings, sci fi, sci-fi, science fiction, science-fiction
'Tarzan was a self-centered egotistical bastard, and I'm glad he's gone.'
'And he thinks he's the most powerful being in the land.'
Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.
'Do you know what egomania is?'
Producer, Director and Egomaniac Chair
'Egomania in Transylvania.'
"Delusion of grandeur, eh!? You need to play golf!"
"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."