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"Warp 1 - engage!"
Tags:warp 1, warp, warp drive, warp drives, hyperdrive, hyperdrives, warp speed, speed of light, space travel, space travels, space traveler, space travelers, space traveller, space travellers, pretend, pretends, pretending, delusions of grandeur, delusion, delusions, delusional, garage, garages, drive, drives, driving, driver, imagination, imaginations, imaginative, science fiction, geek, geeks, geeky, nerd, nerds, nerdy
The Delusional World of the Free-Range Chicken
"I'll be on the main drag, turning a few heads."
Tags:looker, lookers, stunner, stunners, stunning, attractive, attractiveness, outfit, outfits, head turner, head turners, turning heads, delusion, delusions, delusional, self-confident, self-confidence, confident, confidence, pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, unattractive, overconfident, overconfidence, overweight, fat shame, fat shames
"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."
Tags:modern life, modern attitudes, grow your own, home grown, veg, veggies, vegetable, vegetables, home cook, home cooking, fresh cooking, deluded, delusional, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, bad cook, bad cooks, bad food, home-grown, hipster, hipsters, show off, show offs, showing off, show-off, show-offs
"Does this make me think I look good?"
Tags:look good, looking good, goodlooking, good-looking, fashionista, fashionista, confident, confidence, feeling confident, feeling, feelings, delusion, delusions, delusional, delusions of grandeur, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, formal dress, formal dresses, formal wear, attire, dress the part, professional, professionals, professionalism
"When I was your age. I was really smelly."
Tags:gorgonzola, camembert, brie, cheese, cheeses, cheese shop, cheese shops, younger generation, younger generations, smell, smells, smelly cheese, smelly cheeses, bad smell, bad smells, next generation, next gen, dairy, dairy product, dairy products, soft cheese, soft cheeses, older generation, older generations, taunt, taunts, taunting, delusion, delusions, delusional, delusions of grandeur
"Now who's paranoid?"
Tags:fbi, the fbi, paranoid, paranoia, delusion, delusions, delusional, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, being followed, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, two way mirror, two-way mirror, one way mirror, one-way mirror, spy, spies, secret agent, secret agents
My Holdings So Far
Tags:properties, real estate, holdings, property holdings, business holdings, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, business executive, business executive, owner, ownership, owners, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, stationary, office stationary, office stuff, office paraphernalia, desk, desks, office desk, office desks, deluded, delusional, holding company, holding companies, stationery nerd
"Trust me—sex sells."
Tags:sales technique, sales techniques, sales strategy, sales strategies, vendor, vendors, street vendor, street vendors, street cart, street carts, hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog cart, hot dog carts, street cart, street carts, entice, entices, enticing, unattractive, middle age, middle aged, unattractive, customer, customers, marketing, attracting customers, delusion, delusions, delusional, handsome
"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"
"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, cubicle, cubicles, office cubicle, office cubicles, email, emails, subscription email, subscription emails, unsubscribe, unsubscribing, subscription, subscriptions, disorganised, disorganized, disorganisation, disorganization, mess, messy, in a messy, messy person, messy people, clutter, deluded, delusional
"No, Tim, you're not crazy. You're special! You're a very special person, Tim. You have a magical, talking toaster, and that's what makes you special."
"You're delusional, paranoid schizophrenic, like a fox."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, paranoid, paranoids, paranoia, delusion, delusions, delusional, schizophrenic, schizophrenics, schizophrenia, animal, animals, fox, foxes, analysis, analyzing, analysing
"She's a psychopathic, delusional, borderline personality—and I can say that because I'm a psychopathic, delusional, borderline personality myself."
Tags:gossip, gossips, gossiping, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, delusion, delusions, delusional, borderline, borderline personality, borderline personalities, psychopath, psychopaths, psychopathic, ego, ego driven, takes one to know one, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, diagnosis
'I do feel more empowered. Thanks for lending me your cape.'
'Welcome to our Annual 'The Sales Goals Are Delusional' Party.'
As you get older your eyesight may fade a little....which is a good job all things considered.
'See, dear? I told you it still fits!'
"It's different when they're yours."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, reptile, reptiles, snake, snakes, snake owner, snake owners, different, fearful, afraid, fear of snakes, scary, scared, nervous, tense, anxious, comfortable, relaxed, living room, living rooms, living room scene, living room scenes, delusion, delusional, crazy, phobia, phobias, phobic, irrational fear, irrational fears, ophiophobia, ophidiophobia
"We never close, do we, Howard?"
"I'm giving up running marathons for New Year."
"The man is obviously delusional, he thinks he should have a decent job and a good car like the rest of us!"
Looking the goods at Christmas in flash new socks and jocks!!
Tags:christmas, socks and jocks, x-mas, xmas, gift, gifts, present, presents, delusion, delusions, delusional, looker, lookers, good-looking, good looking, attractive, attractiveness, confident, confidence, mirror, mirrors, old age, aging, ageing, love handle, love handles, spare tire, spare tires, muffin top, muffin topping
Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!