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'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'
"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."
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Dracula uses a borrowed coffin.
"You're from Transylvania? Which part?"
1893: Halloween in Transylvania.
"To be honest I thought it would be more intimidating..."
"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."
'Well, you should have specified the type of stake you wanted me to bring then!'
"I want to suck your blood... but I left my gall darn chompers at home!"
"That was the last of the O-negative."
A short-lived waiter: "Could I bring you some garlic bread with that?"
Another celebrity couple on its way to a high-stakes divorce.
'Now remember: upon completion, we do NOT offer the Count a free set of bathroom mirrors!'
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First Transsylvanian Blood Bank
'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'
'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.
CSI TRANSYLVANIA: 'I hate it when they mix genres!'
Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.
'Man, can't find the keys again! Now do you think these things would come with a light? No, that would make too much sense!'
Vlad The Impala ...
Halloween in Transylvania
'Robert Johannes Van Helsing, we have reason to believe you are in wilful breach of the 1882 Transylvanian Endangered Species Act.'
'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'