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'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'
They were sad when they found out their Grandfather had died in an earthquake.
'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'
'I wish I had learned more trivia.'
"Please - no more specialists."
"Does this make us bad parents?"
Tags:parent, parenting, parents, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, parenting fails, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers, bad dad, bad dads, bad mom, bad moms, bad mum, bad mums, bury the body, burying a body, hide the body, hiding the body, shallow grave, shallow graves, dead, died, death, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humour, killed, kill, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, manslaughter
'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.
"Then I met Pamela who was drop-dead gorgeous."
Tags:heaven, angel, angels, dying, dead, complement, complements, attractiveness, attractive people, attractive person, attractive women, attractive women, drop dead, dropped dead, dropped dead, drop dead gorgeous, drop-dead gorgeous, beauty standards, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, life story, life stories, attraction, beauty, beautiful woman, beautiful women
"'Coulda, woulda, shoulda'... yeah, we get a lot of that."
Self-Help Books For The Newly Dead
'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'
Grim Reaper goes grocery shopping
"Using our house as a makeshift morgue is going to make it harder to sell."
Tags:death, dead, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, morgue, morgues, mortuary, mortuaries, mortician, morticians, embalmer, embalmers, make-shift, makeshift, selling, sell, seller, sellers, selling the house, property value, property values, real estate, real estate agency, real restate agencies, real estate agent, real estate agents, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, value, values, money, house, houses, home, homes, problem, problems, issue, issues
"Gee—it's just like in the movies!"
Tags:cop, cops, police, police officer, noir, crime thriller, crime fiction, criminal, criminals, on the run, detective, detectives, killer, killers, murderer, murderers, horror, old school, old school horror, film, films, movie, movies, execute, executed, executioner, executioners, capital punishment, jail, jailed, criminal, death row, dead, dying, die, died, death
"I'm well aware that being dead and buried has weakened my position in the corporation."
Tags:dead, status, status update, status updates, coffin, coffins, funeral, funerals, corporation, corporations, corporate mentality, corporate mentalities, weakened position, weakened positions, demotion, demote, demotes, demoted, demotions, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, executive, executives, dark humor, dark humour
"I feel a draft."
"Honey! Netflix is streaming your dead uncle Edgar."
"Mumford! I thought you were killed instantly."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, employer, employers, employee, employees, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, fire, fired, lay off, lay offs, laid off, let go, redundant, redundancy, made redundant, outsourcing, outsourced, kill, killed, killing, dead, die, died, dead, death
"Damn, looks like that snotty kid of Ben and Edna's is coming up the tunnel of light."
Tags:heaven, heaven’s gate, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, gates of heaven, death, dead, dying, child, children, family, families, family conflict, family conflicts, black sheep, black sheep of the family, brat, brats, bratty children, relatives, relative, snotty kid, snotty kids, snotty children, snotty child, there goes the neighborhood, cloud city, tunnel of light, tunnel of lights, white light, disappointment, disappointing
"Cloning is an imperfect science."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, dead, death, cloning, animal cloning, cloning pets, clone, clones, technology, science, biology, genetics, artificial cloning, reproductive cloning, modern life, imperfect, imperfect science, pet, pets, pet owner, immortal, immortality, immortality fantasy, immortality fantasies
"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."
Tags:hell, underworld, devil, devils, devilish, satan, satanic, death, dead, music, musicians, communicate, communication, communicating, communicates, dishonest, dishonesty, ethical, ethics, ethic, moral, morals, morality, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, lip-synch, lip-synching, lipsynch, lipsynching
"Are you sure he's dead? I thought it was just his Bill Murray routine."
Tags:dead, death, deaths, fake your own death, faking your own death, board meeting, boardroom, boardrooms, executive, executives, executive meeting, executive meetings, shareholder, shareholders, bore, bores, bored, boring, routine, routines, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, pulse, pulses, bored to death
'Anyway, to make a long story short, the medical examiner who performed your autopsy was fired.'