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"As a little boy you raised tropical fish - so what?"
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Folk o' the Wee
Tags:fairy, fairies, fairytale, fairytales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, elf, elves, pixie, pixies, wee folk, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical being, mythical beings, sidhe, irish myth, irish myths, minion, minions, fairy court, fairy courts, sprite, sprites, folklore
The Schmoozy Reaper
Tags:grim, grims, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, angel of death, embodiment of death, schmooze, schmoozing, schmoozy, schmoozed, charm, charms, charmer, charmers, charming, small talk, small-talk, politeness, polite, good manners, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical being, mythical beings
Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.
Off Off Off Off Broadway
"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."
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"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."
"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."
The Truth About Mermaids
'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'
"I've done all I can do."
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The Genie of the Smart Phone
"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."
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'No! This isn't the place to order a blood transfusion!'
'We're experiencing technical difficulties with the geni fulfilment center. A geni will be with you shortly.'
Ceberus at the Vets
'Did you hear something?'
"I played polo in college."
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'I found out where the NBA players shop online.'
"No, neither of us is real. You're just really stoned."
Tags:stoned, drug, drugs, marijuana, cannabis, santa claus, father christmas, xmas, xmases, festive period, festive season, saint nick, st. nick, unicorn, unicorns, saint nicholas, st nicholas, st. nicholas, mythical being, mythical beings, mythical creature, mythical creatures, hallucination, hallucinations, dream, dreams, dreamer, dreamers, stoner, stoners
"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."
Tags:faun, fauns, satyr, satyrs, teleconference, teleconferences, centaur, centaurs, teleconferencing, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, ancient greek, ancient greeks, ancient greece, teleconferenced, meeting, meetings, businessmen, businessman, telecommute, telecommuting, telecommutes, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical being, mythical beings
'I am the Gen Y from the lamp and I have three wishes. First, I want a Porsche. Second, I want. . .'
'But how can you believe in yourself if no one else does?'
"1991 never really did grow up."
Tags:immature, immaturity, immature, maturity, maturing, new year, new year's eve, new year's day, new years, father time, growing up, grown up, grow ups, grown up, grown ups, mythical figure, mythical figures, mythical being, mythical beings, festive period, festive season, childish, childishness, baby, babies