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"Dad, when did you realize you weren't, you know, exactly studly anymore?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, child rearing, ageing, getting old, getting on, getting older, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, stud, studs, studly, attractive, attractiveness, handsome, handsomeness, losing your looks
"What'll it be, handsome?"
"I kept hoping the picture would get old and repulsive looking, instead of me, but it didn't work out that way."
Tags:grotesque, horror, dorian gray, oscar wilde, the picture of dorian gray, literature, classic, book, books, novel, novels, painting, paintings, art, portrait, portraits, self-portrait, self-portraits, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, old age, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, ugly, loss of beauty, unattractive, wrinkles, grey hair, gray hair, decrepit, handsome, young, youth, beauty, attractive, unrealistic expectation, unrealistic expectations
You will meet a handsome strategic partner.
Ugly lifeguard sitting in a chair with a sign reading "No sexy lifeguard on duty."
Tags:beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, seaside, seashore, lifeguard, lifeguards, lifeguarding, life-guarding, guarding, watching, safety, lifeguard stand, lifeguard stands, lifeguard chair, lifeguard chairs, lifeguard station, lifeguard stations, on duty, sign, signs, unattractive, ugly, beauty, handsome, good-looking, beautiful, stereotype, stereotypes, summer job, summer jobs
"Trust me—sex sells."
Tags:sales technique, sales techniques, sales strategy, sales strategies, vendor, vendors, street vendor, street vendors, street cart, street carts, sex selling, hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog cart, hot dog carts, street cart, street carts, entice, entices, enticing, unattractive, middle age, middle aged, unattractive, customer, customers, marketing, attracting customers, delusion, delusions, delusional, handsome
"Is he the really hot Montague?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, gossip, gossiping, good-looking, handsome, attractive, attraction, attractions, girl talk, montague, capulet, shakespeare, william shakespeare, romeo and juliet, romeo, juliet, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, drama, play, plays, literature
"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"
"If I can't feel love, what was the point of making me so damn good-looking."
Tags:robot, robots, technology, handsome, good-looking, good looking, looks, good looks, beauty, beautiful, love, romance, feeling, feelings, emotion, emotions, no emotion, no emotions, no feeling, no feelings, point, meaning, meaning of life, empty inside, sad, lonely, loneliness, alone, forever alone, relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, dating, dating issues, dating problems, a.i., ai, artificial intelligence
'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'
Tags:frankenstein, frankensteins monster, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, beauty, handsome, vain, zit, zits, spot, spots, pimple, pimples, date, dates, looks, looking, looker, lookers, looked, good looking, ugly, problems, unattractive, attractive, story, stories, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"New Year's Resolution - Stay This Good-Looking!"
Tags:cat, cats, kitty, kitties, pet, pets, domestic cat, domestic cats, feline, felines, confident, confidence, self confidence, self-confidence, self esteem, high, high self esteem, self-esteem, self acceptance, self-acceptance, good-looking, good looking, cat's got the cream, handsome chap, handsome, tomcat, tomcats, fitness, fit, fat cat, fat, fat cats, house cat, house cats, new year, new year's, new year new me, resolution, resolutions, new year's resolution, nye, nyd, happy new year, new year
"Sandro! What a relief to see you up and smoldering again."
"The antlers get their attention but It's the great teeth that clinch the deal."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, deer, antlers, teeth, good teeth, attention, attracting a mate, attracting a partner, attraction, relationship, relationships, dating, mating season, looking for love, personal appearance, beauty, attractive, good-looking, handsome, good looks, biology, science
Just Like a Movie
"He's Still Quite Handsome, Despite What Happened."
Tags:blob, blobby, ugly, ugliness, surreal, surreal imagery, strange, strangeness, handsome, love, eternal love, loving, care, caring, adore, adored, skin deep, beautiful, beauty, accident, accidents, get well, get well soon, unfortunate, unfortunately, misfortune, misfortunes, true love, enduring love, unconditional, enduring, married, marriage, married life
"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."
Tags:pretty boy, pretty boys, crush, crushes, airhead, airheads, jock, jocks, good body, good bodies, teen, teens, teenager, teenage, attractive, attractiveness, pretty, handsome, date, dates, dating, college, frat, frats, frat boy, frat boys, fraternity, fraternities, dumb, stupid, idiot, unintelligent, moron, hook up, hooks up, hooking up
Although he had a face like a camel, Roy sure had a way with the ladies.
Fat man looks in mirror and sees slim, handsome reflection.
"We find the defendant very telegenic."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, jury, juries, juror, jurors, verdict, verdicts, telegenic, beauty, beautiful, handsome, attractive
"Turns out he had the body of a much younger man—in his fridge."
Tags:couple, couples, murderer, murder, murders, murderers, body in fridge, body in the fridge, body in freezer, body in the freezer, bad relationship, bad relationships, failed relationship, failed relationships, regret, regrets, regretting, young men, younger man, attraction, attractive, attractiveness, shallow, body, bodies, fit, hunk, handsome, handsomeness
Bob felt he was better-looking than his reflection - and hired and unbiased third-party mediator to confirm it.
Tags:vanity mirror, vanity mirrors, vain, vainness, appearances, mediator, vanity, bathroom, handsome, looks, appearance, beauty, mental health, worked, circus mirror, distortion, distorted, mirror, mirrors, unbiased, third-party, outside help, fairness, opinion, opinions, judge, attractiveness, egos, egotistical, egomaniacs, self-confidence, self-confident, self-aware, narcissist, egomaniac
'Do you think a man can be too good-looking?'
'Hey, what is this? You said tall, dark and handsome!'
"And what can I get for you, hamsome?"
'I'm sorry. I'm sure that you're very good, but I'd prefer a plastic surgeon who was a bit more handsome.'