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"How about instead of another stupid Monday lunch we go to my place, crank up Terry Gross, and play Twister naked?"
"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"
"Let's take off the gloves."
"I want to marry you, and you want me to get lost -- So what say we split the difference?"
'One sloppy and five pecks please.'
"I know it's what your daddy wrote to your mummy..."
"I know what'll make you feel better."
"'Fancy a shag', I think this one is from Dwayne!"
"I don't think this guy is even remotely capable of getting a clue."
"Miss Foxtrot my company blog is looking dull, come in here and have wild sex with me."