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"Warp 1 - engage!"
Tags:warp 1, warp, warp drive, warp drives, hyperdrive, hyperdrives, warp speed, speed of light, space travel, space travels, space traveler, space travelers, space traveller, space travellers, pretend, pretends, pretending, delusions of grandeur, delusion, delusions, delusional, garage, garages, drive, drives, driving, driver, imagination, imaginations, imaginative, science fiction, geek, geeks, geeky, nerd, nerds, nerdy
"Does this make me think I look good?"
Tags:look good, looking good, goodlooking, good-looking, fashionista, fashionista, confident, confidence, feeling confident, feeling, feelings, delusion, delusions, delusional, delusions of grandeur, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, formal dress, formal dresses, formal wear, attire, dress the part, professional, professionals, professionalism
"When I was your age. I was really smelly."
Tags:gorgonzola, camembert, brie, cheese, cheeses, cheese shop, cheese shops, younger generation, younger generations, smell, smells, smelly cheese, smelly cheeses, bad smell, bad smells, next generation, next gen, dairy, dairy product, dairy products, soft cheese, soft cheeses, older generation, older generations, taunt, taunts, taunting, delusion, delusions, delusional, delusions of grandeur
"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."
Tags:light bulb, light bulbs, light, lights, fluorescent light, fluorescent lights, outdated, replacement, replacements, new technology, new technologies, outmoded, bar, bars, lament, laments, lamenting, invention, inventions, old age, grow old, grows old, growing old, useless, uselessness, grandeur, delusion of grandeur, delusions of grandeur
"I knew the artist when he was just deluding himself."
Tags:artist, artists, delusion, delusion of grandeur, painter, painters, gallery, galleries, artwork, artworks, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibitions, starving artist, starving artists, bohemian, delusions, delusions of grandeur, grandeur, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, gallery show, art show, art shows, gallery shows, artwork, artworks, art critic, art critics, art collector, art collectors
"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."
Tags:outlaw, outlaws, rebel, rebels, glamor, glamorous, glamour, glamourous, criminal, criminals, criminality, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, justification, justifications, delusion, delusions, delusions of grandeur, common criminal, common criminals, rulebreaker, rulebreakers, rule breaker, rule breakers, romance, romantic
"Get J. D. Salinger on the horn for me!"
Tags:executives, authors, writers, death, salinger, jd salinger, j.d. salinger, grandeur, delusion, delusions, delusions of grandeur, demand, demands, issue demands, issuing demands, tyrant, tyrants, boss, bosses, boss around, bosses around, bossing around, recluse, recluses, dead person, dead people, mankoff
Corporate Leaders Gather In A Field Outside Darien, Connecticut, Where One Of Them Claims To Have Seen The Invisible Hand Of The Marketplace
Tags:business, businessmen, market, money, money making, scheme, schemes, plot, plots, scheming, plotting, businessman, greed, greedy, exec, executive, executives, delusion, delusions of grandeur, religion, religiously, religious, religious imagery, holy, miracle, miraculous, bless, blessed, hand of, myth, myths, mythological, sighting, vision, visions, big business, corporate, corporations, management, managers
"Well if you think I've got problems you should see my opposite number, he thinks he's God!"
Tags:devil, devils, satan, lucifer, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinks, god, jehovah, delusion, delusions, delusions of grandeur, opposite number, opposite numbers, nemesis, nemeses, arch enemy, arch enemies, archenemy, archenemies, psychologist, psychologists, therapist, therapists, inferiority complex
Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!
For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.
For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long process.
"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"
Tags:blake, william blake, tyger, the tyger, tiger, the tiger, poet, poets, poetry, cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, fearful symmetry, delusion, delusions, delusional, delusions of grandeur, self-important, pretentious, pretentiousness, overestimate, overestimates, self-esteem, high self-esteems, feline, felines, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism
"Hey, pal, do you have any idea who I think I am?"
A small car is stretched in a funhouse mirror into a limousine.
Tags:limousine, limousines, limo, limos, stretch limo, stretch limos, stretch limousine, stretch limousines, circus, circuses, carnival, carnivals, reflection, reflections, distort, distorts, distortion, distortions, amusement park, amusement parks, delusion, delusions, delusional, delusions of grandeur, lie to yourself, lying to yourself, mirror, mirrors, high class, upper class
'I've been talking to my imaginary friend Carlos about this, and he thinks you're the wrong doctor to treat my delusional syndrome.'
'I prefer realistic toasts.'
"'You're a writer?' the young woman exclaimed, her perky breasts heaving, 'I'm a reader!'"
Tags:male fantasy, male fantasies, writer, writers, author, authors, male, males, men, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, female character, female characters, reader, readers, ideal reader, ideal readers, two dimensional, 2d, feminist, feminists, feminism, unrealistic, subservient, subservience, power fantasy, power fantasies, manuscript, manuscripts, delusion, delusions, delusions of grandeur
'I felt the need to reach out, leverage a best practice, touch base, take it to the next level...'
"You must excuse my husband, he's a practising egomaniac..."
Tags:ego, egos, egomania, egomaniac, egotist, egotistical, egotism, bighead, delusions of grandeur, delusional, self love, self regard, self regarding, full of oneself, male vanity, male ego, vanity, vain, vainglorious, boast, boaster, boasting, pompous, conceited, narcissist, narcissistic, narcissism, uppity, self centred, self important, overbearing, grandiose, highfaluting, puffed up, imperious
"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."
Dreams of Grandeur
Bart firmly believes that he is the result of intelligent design.
Tags:intelligent design, intelligent design theory, intelligent design theories, belief, beliefs, believer, believers, evolution, evolutionary theory, evolutionary theories, delusion, delusions, delusion of grandeur, delusions of grandeur, handsome, attractive, self-love, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, design, designs, handsome devil, handsome devils, god's gift, gods gift, god's gift to women
"Okay, so we'll stop calling them delusions of grandeur now that you've been appointed supreme leader for life."
Tags:delusions of grandeur, delusion, delusions, supreme leader, supreme leaders, mental state, mental states, mental illness, mental illnesses, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, delusional, mental health, psychiatric, therapy, psychology, tyrnats, tyrany, tyranies, tyrant, government, power
"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"