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'It's either the worst idea to attract new clients I've ever seen, or the best...'
'In my proposed management reorganization plan, we shuffle our desks around like this, really FAST, announce we've made a 50% staff reduction, and hope nobody notices!'
'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'
Keeping up with the Times...The Violent Torpedo of News.
Noah's Publisher: 'No, I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to embellish the truth for the sake of marketing...'
'I Love this gingham plaid paper service! They're so pretty, I'd hate to put food on them!'
Ralph Higgleton, marketing prodigy.
Florist: 'Feed a cold. Flower a fever.'
'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'
And this model comes with a fitness tracker.
"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."
What?? You never heard of direct mail advertising?
"Tell me about it! I'm a red herring: nobody believes a thing I say or do..."
'I think we need to change our marketing strategy.'
'They may be affected, contrived, fake, false, mock, phony, pseudo, and simulated, but they are not artificial!'
'We've got them, they always say don't fire until you the white of their eyes.'
'It was a brilliant re-election ploy, sir, to change your name to 'none of the above'.'
Conspiracy theories club - trust no one! (CCTV cameras watching each other).
'Buy an indigenous tree for Xmas'
Joe's Bar: Do your discretionary spending here!
ASSERTIVENESS TRAINING SCHOOL, 'If publicity is what we need, let's give Bernie Madoff an honorary degree!'
'We're making the package 10% smaller.'
'For free, take.'
'Free Coffee' and 'Hand Crafted Mugs, $15.'
"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"
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