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'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'
"I think you're using lawnmower repair to avoid intimacy."
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"Perhaps you'd be interested in our new hot mowing classes."
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'I got you the iPod that I promised you, and for your convenience, I've welded it to the lawn mower.'
Convert your lawn tractor into a hot-looking 'sports car' and save hundreds a year on insurance!
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'Got'a be done I s'pose.'
"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."
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Bovine Fast Food,
'Will you be using your fishing rod today? Yes, I most certainly will be. Good, may I borrow your mower then?'
'You just put me away last fall with no winterization and not even a thank you and you expect to start right up this spring. Well, we'll see about that!'
Suburban Gang Signs
The Flying Lawn Tigers.
"I remember you, you borrowed my lawn mower and never returned it."
"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"
'That's your idea of weed control?'
'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'
It quickly became apparent to Daryl that his remote controlled lawn mower was not a good idea.
Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'
"I call this next piece, 'Turn Off The Lawn Mower Before You Clean It.'"
'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'
'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'
"I know it's four in the morning, but I want to start yard work early to get the neighbors up."
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Mouse trimming carpet with lawnmower.
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