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Man selling dirt and mud.
I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.
Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale
Tags:spring, spring thaw, spring thaws, winter, winter weather, springtime, spring weather, car, cars, driveway, driveways, shovel, shovels, shoveling, shovelling, snow shovel, snow shovels, snow drift, snow drifts, mud, muddy, muddiness, mud flow, mud flows, car trouble, car troubles, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, accidental, mud bank, mud banks, april, april showers, march
'Good news. It's not pink eye or a pig sty...just mud in your eye.'
'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'
"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"
'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'
'With this annoying sunshine, this is the only way to get the Glastonbury experience.'
'My correspondence course has arrived. In mud pie making.'
'Got any grass?'
'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'
'Hello darling, how was your music festival..?'
'Don't jump to conclusions, Mom... looks can be deceiving.'
Dirt Magnet/Chick magnet/Babe Magnet/Fridge Magnet.
"Mom sent us over while she gets the carpet cleaned."
Tags:kid, kids, child, dog, dogs, pet, pets, dog owner, cleaning, clean, cleans, carpet cleaning, rug cleaning, carpet clean, rug clean, muddy footprints, footprint, footprints, mud, muddy paws, muddy paw, muddy pawprint, muddy pawprints, pawprint, pawprints, paw print, paw prints, mom, mum, moms, mums, family life, cleaning up, housework, chore, chores
"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."
'The muck stops here!'
'Goodness Frank, where did all the mud come from?' - 'Election campaigns.'
'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'
'Wish I had taken the HIGH road!'
'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'
Flower growing out of a face mask
Begin by removing all surplus mud.
Tags:little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, pony, ponies, horse, horses, riding lesson, riding lessons, equestrian, equestrians, stables, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, horse ride, bridleway, bridle path, riding class, riding classes, riding school, riding schools, riding instructor, riding instructors, grooming, grooming tip, grooming tips, stables, mucking out, chore, chores, mud, thelwell
'Aw, gross! I just stepped into something warm and squishy!'
Tags:pig, pigs, swine, swines, pigsty, pigsties, pig sty, pig sties, hog, hogs, farm animal, farm animals, fastidious, cleanliness, cleaning, hygiene, unhygienic, pig farm, pig farms, pig farming, swine farm, swine farms, swine farming, hog, hogs, muddy, muddiness, mud, farmer, farmers, farming, farm, farms
'Your business plan is intriguing, Miss Belanti. That being said, we can't implement it because it's never been done before.'