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'But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring.'
'Where would we be without the right documentation?'
'We are losing him...I need more meaningless targets NOW!'
Regulators claim practices are overloaded with patient surveys.
'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'
"The government will continue to provide the full range of NHS services to ANYONE who needs them WHENEVER they need them!"
"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"
NHS bureaucracy: 'Any chance you could get a move on.'
'Good news...your CRB check has come through.'
'Great news...we've got your CRB and ISA clearence and the GMC is on board...now we just need a NDA check to make sure that you're not an alien from planet Zorg and we'll be ready to go.'
Concerns Raised That Child Obesity Czar A Waste Of Resources.
Not to worry...by the most remarkable of coincidences a new polyclinic has been opened just 12 miles away...