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"Publicly, we're still saying there are no side effects."
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Sales of Viagra
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"I'm pleased to announce we've developed a new drug that's remarkably effective in generating profits."
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"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."
'What does Perkemup do? What would like it to do?'
"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."
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"Normally the illness lasts for about seven days, but with these drugs it will be over in a week!"
I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.
"So I guess this probably counts as an adverse event."
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"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."
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I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.
"We've managed to cut down the sixteen pills you were taking to just one!"
People need a sense of community, of belonging...and we've developed just the drug to give it to them!'
"Me? I'm just one of those shadowy figures who inhabit the mysterious twilight world where the medical and legal professions meet."
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"I think they call it a miracle drug because it'll be a miracle if I can get the cap off."
Pharmaceutical industry versus public health.
Prescription Drugs '96.
"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."
A month's worth of groceries vs a month's worth of medications
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Take these three times a day until I feel better.
Unemployed trying to game the system.
Here at pharmacorp we are 100 behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience.
Unemployed trying to game the system.
'Anxiety drugs are driving up big pharma stocks, thanks to global armed conflict!'
Pharmacy: The Good Sh*t
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