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'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'
Government promises to cut adoption bureaucracy.
"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."
Tags:white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, reception, receptionist, receptionists, waiting room, waiting rooms, arrest, arrests, under arrests, pass on the message, passing on the message, executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, police officer, police officers, protocol, formal, formality, formalities, protocols
'We are losing him...I need more meaningless targets NOW!'
"This is Igor...he's responsible for enforcing the new personnel mangement protocols."
It makes me MAD when people think we've nothing better to do than churn out pointless protocols...
"...Now all we need is a product!"
'Sorry, Oog, but you're out of compliance with the evolution protocols.'
"I think he's seeing how many 'health and safety' protocols he can break at once!"
"To suggest that the government has nothing to do but persecute workers with trivial targets is absurd..." "We also have to write dozens of pointless procedures and meaningless memos..." "And these pathetic protocols didn't write themselves."
"Engaging people in local democracy should be at the core of everything that we do!"
"Four days in and they're still negotiating the 'refreshment protocols'."
Tape-to-go: Suppliers of red tape
Tags:administration, red tape, administrator, administrators, aministrations, red-tape, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, paper pusher, paper pushers, paper-pusher, paper-pushers, office politics, protocol, protocols, office, office procedures, niche market, niche markets, business opportunity, business opportunities
"I knew I should have learnt more management speak!"
"It's part of the new patient feedback protocol."
'I knew I should have learnt more management speak!'
'It drives me crazy when partners act as though managers do nothing!'
To Hell with Protocol, Walk In
"It's part of our new concussion protocol."
If evolution was managed by the DOH...'Before we consider an increase in brain pan size we need to review the target management protocols.'
'Shame...for a nurse she has the right experience, she's obviously caring and committed, but she was let down by her understanding of door handle sanitisation management protocols.'
'Not everyone is comfortable with slashing planning bureaucracy.'
'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'
'I told him that I was leaving...that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork, the mind and morale sapping mountain of procedures and protocols!'
'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'