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'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'
"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."
Tags:coin flip, coin toss, game of chance, coin, coins, heads, tails, heads or tails, office, offices, work place, work, work places, lazy, unenthusiastic, unmotivated, bored, not bothered, unbothered, inconsistent, procedure, protocol, analytics, analysis, procedures, protocols, random, random chance
Government promises to cut adoption bureaucracy.
"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."
Tags:white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, reception, receptionist, receptionists, waiting room, waiting rooms, arrest, arrests, under arrests, pass on the message, passing on the message, executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, police officer, police officers, protocol, formal, formality, formalities, protocols
You're a Hell of a Squirrel but You're Still a Squirrel
Pointless bureacracy/memos/policies and protocols.
"This is Igor...he's responsible for enforcing the new personnel mangement protocols."
'I have your lab results on my tablet - just let me finish this game first.'
It makes me MAD when people think we've nothing better to do than churn out pointless protocols...
Flag of U.S.A. featuring coronavirus
Tags:united states, america, american flag, american flags, coronavirus, virus, corona, covid-19, covid 19, viruses, pandemic, pandemics, second wave, second waves, lockdown, lockdowns, take over, taking over, took over, takes over, government, protocol, protocols, mask, masks, virology, virologist, virologists, new normal, quarantine, quarantining, quarantined
"...Now all we need is a product!"
'Your wife is right on that one. When you're invited to dinner, you take a bottle of wine as a token of your appreciation.'
"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."
'Sorry, Oog, but you're out of compliance with the evolution protocols.'
"I think he's seeing how many 'health and safety' protocols he can break at once!"
Fish school toilet protocol.
Tags:otl, out to lunch cartoon, fish, school, potty, protocol, fish poop, pet, pets, schools, pre school, preschool, kindergarten, pre schools, preschools, wee, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, poo, hand up, hands up, put your hand up, question, questions, teacher, teachers, annoying, little boys, bladder, bladders, bathroom
'Get up, you idiot! That's not our Queen, it's only Fat Bob.'
"To suggest that the government has nothing to do but persecute workers with trivial targets is absurd..." "We also have to write dozens of pointless procedures and meaningless memos..." "And these pathetic protocols didn't write themselves."
'The idea bureaucracy is on the increase is RIDICULOUS... and I have the reports to prove it!'
'There's an email for you, it said not to print it out!'
"Stay that far away."
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, food, foods, food vendors, food vendor, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, foot long, social distance, social distancing, covid, covid 19, covid-19, corona, virus, coronavirus, pandemic, pandemics, disease, diseases, two metre rule, 2m, 2m rule, protocol, protocols, rules, regulations, new normal, normal, adjusting, adjustment, adjustments, guidelines, guidelines
"Four days in and they're still negotiating the 'refreshment protocols'."
Tape-to-go: Suppliers of red tape
Tags:administration, red tape, administrator, administrators, aministrations, red-tape, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, paper pusher, paper pushers, paper-pusher, paper-pushers, office politics, protocol, protocols, office, office procedures, niche market, niche markets, business opportunity, business opportunities
"I knew I should have learnt more management speak!"
'My protocol ate your paradigm.'