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"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."
Easter and Passover Island
"I put the wine for Elijah outside since we're in quarantine."
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Pesach crime scene.
The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne
Four Questions of the Seder
"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"
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"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."
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"What a beautiful day to be alive and well, and finished eating matzos for Passover!"
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Seder Plate Symbols Explained
'How many times do I have to tell you? No more trails of breadcrumbs!
The plague of frogs begins
'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'
Clickbait Moses- "Thou won't believe the 10 #life hacks to avoid eternal damnation"
Ten Plagues for Today's Seder
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Passover wine - 'I will buy a decent cabaret next year.'
Moses was dyslexic. . .
"Next year we really must make it a priority to get haircuts before the sefirah."
"Honey, I know you wanted to make the Ten Plagues lively, but couldn't you think of something else for 'Wild Animals'?"
The kids never let David forget the year he just couldn't find the afikoman.