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"Remember,this is a one-shot, not an entitlement."
Moses and the Screenwriter: 'Accurate-Shmaccurate...if you want this story to sell, it needs some punching up.'
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Moses parts the red hair
Moses parts the Red Sea with a kid on his phone
A golfer parts a water hazard, like Moses parted the Red Sea, in order to reach his golf ball.
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"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."
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"He's all right. I just wish he were a little more pro-Israel."
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Moses parts the sea causing Jesus, who is walking on water, to fall
Moses parts water on the fairways.
Moses unblocking the toilet.
Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway
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Moses parts the Red Sea.
"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"
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"He takes the whole fun out of it."
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"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."
No one liked standing next to Moses at the urinal.
Moses separating his Laundry.
"Year 40 in the desert...Moses loses it."
Even in retirement, Moses kept his 'chops' up.
...and when the Lord explained to Moses what bifurcate meant, it was done.
Moses waters his daisies...
Moses Parting the Dead Sea
"What's the trick?"