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"Remember,this is a one-shot, not an entitlement."
Moses and the Screenwriter: 'Accurate-Shmaccurate...if you want this story to sell, it needs some punching up.'
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A golfer parts a water hazard, like Moses parted the Red Sea, in order to reach his golf ball.
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"He's all right. I just wish he were a little more pro-Israel."
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Moses parts the sea causing Jesus, who is walking on water, to fall
Moses parts water on the fairways.
Moses unblocking the toilet.
Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway
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Moses parts the Red Sea.
"He takes the whole fun out of it."
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"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."
No one liked standing next to Moses at the urinal.
Moses separating his Laundry.
"Year 40 in the desert...Moses loses it."
Even in retirement, Moses kept his 'chops' up.
...and when the Lord explained to Moses what bifurcate meant, it was done.
Moses waters his daisies...
Moses Parting the Dead Sea
'Son. . . how many times have I told you to wait at least a half hour after a meal before you go parting waters?'
Moses was dyslexic. . .
Moses Tries Water Skiing.
Ducks crossing the Red Sea.
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Moses Gets A Part Time Job.
Moses on skateboard at the Red Sea