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'And finally, I would like to be buried with an elephant bone...Just to confuse future archaeologists.'
Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.
Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,
"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"
Near Clovis, New Mexico, evidence of an early, advanced civilization is found with the discovery of Toast Points
Department of Archaeology Floor Plan
"I can't read a thing. They all must have been doctors."
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The Lost Contact Lenses of the Gods
Tags:contact lens, contact lenses, assume, assumption, assumptions, discover, discoveries, new discoveries, religions, ancient artefact, ancient artefacts, historian, historians, ancient monument, ancient monuments, modern life, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, sci-fi, sci fi, science fiction
'Whoever they were, they had an advanced knowledge of fabric care.'
'We believe it's one of the oldest fossils ever found.'
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Tags:stonehenge, prehistoric, monument, monuments, history, historical, historian, historians, archeologist, archaeologists, archaeologist, archeologists, archaeology, archeology, england, landmark, tv, television, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, animated, animation, series, kids, kid, child, children, kid's show, kid's shows, children's show, children's shows, pants, underwear, undies, briefs, boxers
Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'
'It appears to be some sort of bone.'
"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"
Tags:mezuzah, mezuzahs, religion, religious, judaism, jewish, jew, jews, torah, history, historical, ancient, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists, artifact, artifacts, artefact, artefacts, shpasik, jtoons
"It appears the people of Atlantis not only had TV but boring, stupid programming!"
Tags:atlantis, tv show, tv shows, advanced society, advanced societies, mythical society, mythical societies, programming, tv show, tv shows, tv schedule, tv schedules, channel, channels, tv channel, tv channels, bore, bored, boring, progress, social progress, societal progress, indicator, indicators, indication, indications, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists
In the piltdown sector
'What is it?'
'Its the most valuable archaeological find of the millennium. To get it here in one piece is a miracle. We'll be rich!
"Well, tell me. Is this Aztec, Mayan, Olmec, or Toltec?"
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'Unfortunately, it reminds me of our economy.'
"He died young."
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Tags:artifact, artifacts, rotary phone, rotary phones, instant camera, instant cameras, mix tape, mix tapes, privacy law, privacy laws, privacy rights, privacy controls, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, music tape, music tapes, ancient history, archaeologist, archaeologists, archaeology, archeologist, archeologists, archeology
Mayan Calendar: 'Chief says just take it 2012 that's when we will switch...'
"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."
Tags:birdfeeder, bird feeder, birdfeeders, bird feeders, bird food, birdfood, discovery, discoveries, archaeologist, archaeologists, archaeological discovery, archaeological discoveries, squirrel, squirrels, squirrel feeder, squirrel feeders, early bird, notify, notification, food source, food sources, phonecall, phonecalls, early warning
"She's lucky no one's invented carbon dating …. Then we'd see just how old she is."
Tags:talking trash, talking smack, smack talk, trash talk, trash talking, smack talking, carbon dating, age, ages, ageing, aging, dinosaur, dinosaurs, radiocarbon dating, science, scientist, scientists, archeologist, archaeologists, archeologists, archeology, archaeologist, archaeology, women, woman