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'So, yeah! Take it home, look it over, and if anybody has any feedback my door is always open.'
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'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'
What Moses Should've Said
'We're getting out of Egypt, and going to a nice peaceful place called 'Palestine.''
'Just try to collect.'
Samson Gets Off at Fourteen
Look who's religious all of a sudden
"But Moses, if I let your people go I'll have to let everybody's people go."
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Moses and the wandering years. Another theory.
The Israelites receive nanna from heaven.
'The plan is that we wander in the desert until somebody recognizes our right to exist.'
'Wander in the desert for forty years? -Is this some kind of FITNESS program?'
'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'
MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU! 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'
"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."
Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon
"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare."
John Travolta shakes the lulav and etrog,
The plague of frogs begins
'How many times do I have to tell you? No more trails of breadcrumbs!
'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'
David, Goliath and Mom.
'You realize, it may take us a while to get up to code.'
"The promised land isn't quite like I pictured it."