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"Why clone sheep! They ought to clone more doctors!"
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Who Asked You?
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"This is wonderful. It will help millions of people."
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"Now there's a study that says laughter isn't the best medicine."
First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.
"Our top story: bloody conflict, secret meeting, auto recall, drive-by shooting, more staff cuts, medical breakthrough. We'll be back as soon as we decide."
"Sorry, I'm late. I volunteered for the obesity-gene study."
'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'
Eureka! Great medical news!: 'Remember the 'heartbreak of psoriasis? Those people today are happy, happy, happy!'
"You're the first case ever to have a severed spine completely regenerated by use of adult stem cells, and the stem cells were taken from your nose. How do you feel?" "Good, but once in awhile I get a SNIFF back."
"It's called 'The Marketplace.' Just keep walking until you feel its inexorable pull. Good luck and stay in touch!"
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'There is an experimental treatment using mice that looks very promising. Unfortunately, you're a hamster.'
"Deaf mice have been cured by gene therapy."
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Freud at a crossroads..."Psychoanalysis should receive stress and anxiety...but so does looking at fish."
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August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.
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"It says that flatulence can prevent dementia."
The Importance of Medicine
What to do till medicine is discovered....
'And now the anti-aging pill is in the market - tough luck, my dear!'
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'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'
"Boy! If I can cure you of this lot, I'll be world famous."
'But socialized medicine may pave the way for a really major breakthrough - socialized liquor.'
3 Arms - "Medical Breakthough - Arm sown back onto local man."